Summary: This story is my version of how Cosmo and Wanda met, and how they fell in love. I think that they are just the cutest couple; they look adorable and are so cute together. I'm also working on a Danny Phantom story, but I've decided to take a little time off from that (sorry guys who read it!) because I have no idea where it's going now, so I need to think of a new way for the chapter. Any ideas? If so just go to my story Save Yourselves (click on my username and it'll take you there). I'd really appreciate it! I don't want the whole story to go down the drain! Well anyways I've been thinking about this story for a while, so I've finally decided to begin to write it! Enjoy! Oh, same as Danny Phantom—I'll take constructive criticism, and if you have to say 'Your story sucks' I'd like a reason why, not just that, and that'll help me improve. Alright I've done enough talking for about now. So—have fun reading this! --McKenna
Disclaimer: Butch Hartman is the creator and owner of the Fairly Odd Parents.
Chapter I: The Beginning
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived with her mother and father, the king and queen, in a palace. She was the most beautiful girl in all the land, and the kindest girl to everyone she met—from peasants to other kings, she'd always be greeting them with a smile. Everyone loved this princess. This little girl's life was perfect and nothing could go wrong.
That is, until she turned five years old, and some mean tyrant took over her whole country, forcing her to part from her parents at such a tender young age, never being able to see them for possibly forever. This girl had to give up her royalty and become a commoner.
Tch, yeah right. As if fairy tales and fantasies are real.
Here's the REAL story:
Wanda was a princess in her mother and father's eyes. Beautiful fluffy pink hair and pink eyes, and kind to everyone. She was a bright child compared to her twin sister Blonda, who was a huge ditz. Fortunately, her parents didn't favor one fairy over the other, and Wanda and Blonda were very happy with that. They played all day, flew around everywhere in Fairyland; their lives were full of playtime and friendship, for they were each other's best friends.
Then one day, Jorgen Von Strange, who was the toughest fairy in the universe, had created a new law about fairies and their education. Fairies had to get at least one of these ways of education: Intelligence (how to become a good fairy—think of it as Elementary school, high school, and college, you know, to get a good job) and there was the school for gifted and talented (mostly future celebrities came here). Most fairies went to the schools based on intelligence. Wanda's parents had signed her up there, but they decided to send Blonda to the gifted schools. They saw that Blonda was great at entertaining people, was charming and witty, very dramatic, and slightly prettier than Wanda. That was when they started to favor Blonda more, and Wanda hated her sister from that day on.
Wanda was sent to the local elementary school, but Blonda was sent to the School for Developing Dramatic, Slightly-Hotter-Than-Your-Twin-Sister Actresses. From now on, Wanda would only be able to see her parents in the morning or at night, since her parents had to get full-time jobs to pay for Wanda and Blonda (mainly Blonda's expensive school) education. Wanda felt like her world was falling apart. She didn't feel like the princess she used to feel like. She didn't feel kind or attractive. She felt like an average looking, impatient non-royalty, middle-class fairy. And she hated that.
Her first day of school then came. She flew into the classroom (fairies didn't know how to use their wants to poof them to places yet). She saw many different fairies but one thing in common—everyone had a buddy to play with. Wanda stood out—she knew no one.
Then, a green fairy floated in the room with his mom, who had freakish curly light green hair that made Wanda get a sudden craving for pistachio ice cream. The boy's mom said "Bye-bye my little Cosmo, I'll be back later, be a good boy, alright?"
The boy sucked on his wand.
"Okay! Well good-bye, be good and don't blow up anything!" POOF!
"Blow up what?" someone said.
Wanda stared at the boy. He wore a white T-shirt and black jeans. He had a glazed, unsure face and his eyes wondered around. He was carrying a hunk of cheese with him eating the cheese like the wind. After he was done, he sucked on his wand.
Wanda sighed and floated over to a toy castle. She saw some princess dolls that reminded her of the princess she used to be. She picked them up and started to play with them.
"Ha! I am the princess of the world! And Blonda is my servant. Muahahahahaha!"
"Oooooh, can I play?" Wanda turned around and saw the green cheese boy again.
"Sure, I don't have any friends here."
"Me either. My mom has to work now because of the new law that mean guy Jorgen made up."
"Mine too! I used to be a princess!"
"Reeeallly?"
"You bet! I was ruler of the world with my sister Blonda! Then we got separated and Jorgen ruined everything!"
"Aww. Well at least he didn't get rid of cheese!"
"Yeah…..um, do you want to be the prince?"
"Sure!" The green fairy grabbed a block.
"Um…that'll do I guess. I'm Wanda. What's your name?"
"Let me remember…OK don't tell me I know this one…don't tell me! Um…." The fairy started twitching uncontrollably.
"Don't hurt yourself there; I'll call you the cheese guy if you want!"
"Cheese! I love cheese!"
"No, really? I could barely tell."
"Yeah, my mama's always going, 'Cosmo quit eating all that cheese or we'll have to go through that whole constipation process and you know how you get around doctors—"
"That's it, Cosmo!"
"Huh?"
"You did it!"
"Did what? You said my name and now you won't tell me what you said of what you were trying to say of something that I said?"
Wanda stared at Cosmo. Man he's an idiot, she thought. "OK never mind…here, um use your 'prince' to marry the princess."
"Yay!"
Just then a nice young lady came up to Wanda and Cosmo. "Alright children, I'm your teacher Miss Laurie. Can you two come up to the front of the class with the rest of us?"
"Well come on Cosmo," Wanda pulled Cosmo over.
After that first day of school, when Wanda came home it was empty, since Blonda was sent to a boarding school. Wanda sighed and waited for her parents to get home.
"Hey hon! How was school?" her mom asked.
"Alright I guess. I missed you guys. I wish I could see you more."
"Oh sweetie I wish too." Suddenly the phone rang. "BLONDA!" Wanda's mom grabbed the phone. She was on it for hours it seemed like. Wanda then floated to her room and started bawling. What did she do to deserve this? Why did she have to suffer through this? Home life for her was awful. She then actually looked forward to the next day of school.
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That was Wanda's life for the next year. Things at home were always difficult and she and her parents and Blonda drifted farther and farther apart. Everything was changing. The only good change was Wanda's new friend Cosmo. Cosmo may have been dumb, but he was funny and always there for Wanda. Each morning he greeted Wanda with a big hug and together they played with the toy castle and with the princess and the block. Wanda actually began to love school, just to see Cosmo.
One day while playing, Cosmo said, "So Wanda, what's the point of this again?"
"Look Cosmo, it's simple. You see, a beautiful princess falls in love with the prince and they get married. And they rule the country."
"Why do they get married?"
"Because they love each other."
"Why do they love each other?"
"Because they're like, best friends."
"Like us?"
"Yeah…yeah, I guess you can say like us. But we're too young to get married. You have to wait until you've graduated from college my mommy used to say. Then you can get married."
"So how long is that?"
"About…15 to 20 years I think?"
"But that's like the same as a…cagillian years! I wanna marry you now, Wanda!"
"Me too Cosmo, you're so funny!"
"I love you, Wanda! I wanna marry you and take over Fairyworld and get rid of Jorgen!"
"Yeah, we'll do that someday! But we can't get married now!"
"But we will someday, right?"
"Yeah, someday. When we're 25."
"Alright." Cosmo kissed Wanda on the cheek. Wanda blushed.
"Uh-oh," Miss Laurie said. She remembered Cosma saying the first day of school, "And don't let Cosmo near girls. I want him to be mine. Boys are fine, just not by girls." Laurie had let them secretly play since she felt bad for Wanda, but now that Cosmo just kissed her; she didn't want to risk losing her job, since Cosmo might go home and tell his mama about Wanda. It was probably too late now.
And it was.
Wanda was soon to be miserable again.
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"What do you mean, we're not going to get married and see each other ever again?"
"My mama's sending me away to some place far away. I don't wanna go Wanda!" Cosmo held Wanda tightly. He couldn't bear losing his new friend. Wanda couldn't bear losing her only friend.
"Come on, Cosmo, time to go." Cosma, Cosmo's mom, gave Wanda the evil eye.
Wanda burst into tears. "Please don't take him away from me!"
"I'm sorry, but he must go. Off with you, off!" Cosma pushed Wanda off and grabbed her Cosmo.
"Wanda, I'll never forget you! I'll come back to find you and marry you when you're 25!"
"Cosmo!" Wanda watched as Cosmo and his mother poofed away.
Wanda sat there. She was never going to see him again. Never going to feel what she felt around Cosmo.
"It's okay, Wanda," Miss Laurie said. "Here go meet other friends."
Wanda slowly floated to three other fairies. "Hi, I'm Wanda, can I play?"
"Hi, I'm Coconut, and this is Peaches and Starlight."
Wanda sat down and played with them. For the rest of kindergarten she thought of Cosmo. After that, she got on with her life.
Ten years later, she would then be reunited with Cosmo again. By then she will have found true friends who would always be there for her, but Cosmo still occupied her mind at times. She lived a good life, but could never achieve true love, her biggest dream, until she entered Carl Poofy Pants High School….
(A/N: Well I hoped you liked it! Next chapter is ten years later, Reunited. Read/Review, thank you so much!)
