Beaten and bruised, a disguised Wuya walked into a small restaurant called "The Cake N' Bacon" and ordered herself a cup of coffee and small piece of chocolate cake. Taking a seat in a table far away from the few customers inside, the witch nibbled and sipped on her snack. Sighing, today's events played back within her head, it was the usually routine. A new Shen Gong Wu activating in some city called "Dimmsdale", the Xiaolin and Heylin trying to obtain it first, a battle and then a showdown beginning and ending with the Xiaolin victorious.
Wuya was beginning to doubt if she would EVER get her full heylin powers back within the next millennium. Just then a man stepped in through the doors and although she couldn't see him, she immediately smelled something…wickedly strange on the mortal. It was something only a witch could smell but what was it? Warlock spells? Potion after-effects? Magic?
Turning her head in his direction, she got a slightly better look at him. He appeared to be a man in his fifties, slouching terribly and bending his knees. He wore a white collared shirt with a black tie and glasses and had black hair. But, the thing that really stood out other than his ugly appearance was the fact that…his ear was on his neck? Was that even possible for a human? Now she was somewhat interested.
Cocking an eyebrow, the witch noticed that the customers were quietly snickering at the ugly man mentioning names like Crackpot and Crazy insane Crocker. The man turned his head towards them and glared pure hatred but they didn't notice and only continued to snicker. Getting his cup of coffee and a jelly doughnut, Crocker scanned the area for a table to sit in.
"Perhaps this mortal is more than he seems…" Wuya thought and with a fake smile plastered onto her face, she waved for the man to come over. He seemed quite shocked when she did and it took him a few seconds to register before he slowly walked over to the table and sat down across from her.
He immediately began studying her; he had not seen her before in Dimmsdale. Probably some kind of tourist who was visiting or something, that's why she waved HIM over to sit down, No one ever did such a thing unless it was his mother. The two silently ate their separate meals before Wuya decided to speak.
"Care to give me your name strange one?" The witch purred.
"Crocker. Denzel Crocker" The man stared at her, still giving her a questioning look. He didn't seem to be giving up guard anytime soon. Looking around to make sure no one was watching, Wuya leaned in closer to Crocker.
"I'll cut to the chase Mr. Crocker; I smell something…powerful on you. What is it? Warlock spells perhaps?" Crocker gave her a look telling her he was debating whether or not to tell.
"Well…I…-forget it, you wouldn't believe me anyway! No one ever will!" He whispered to her and he resumed sipping coffee.
"Oh really? It's clearly something very powerful! You've been in contact with large masses of magic recently, no?" Crocker slowly nodded.
"H-how do you know that? Nobody here believes in magic but me!" Slowly, the witch took off a small part of her disguise to reveal her sharp fangs and ears.
"That's because I'M a magical creature as well. Now, tell me human" The witch demanded evilly as an incredible grin spread across Crocker's face. It almost looked like he wanted to get up and dance on the table.
"It's….fairy magic" Wuya's heart jumped a beat, did she just hear this mortal right? FAIRY MAGIC!? THE most powerfullest magic known to ALL magical creatures? Shocked beyond belief, Wuya could only mutter words barely hearable by Crocker.
"H-h-how? Those troublesome wing-fooled fairies haven't been seen for eons!" Yet again a grin appeared on Crocker's face, this one much more crooked and evil.
"They serve miserable children now. Aiding them in having a better childhood." Crocker said with disgust and hatred in his tone. An evil grin spread across Wuya's face.
"Have you tried capturing any?" The man nodded vigorously.
"Countless times! Day in and day out! I KNOW they exist here in Dimmsdale! All over the world even, hidden as pets for their miserable child! But, there is one particular person I know that has them here! I JUST KNOW IT! HA HA HA HA HA" Crocker shouted, gaining strange looks from other customers. The two turned red and quietly agreed upon meeting at his van to talk more.
"So, who is this pitiful mortal?" Wuya asked as she placed her claws on her hips.
"A student of mine, Timmy Turner! I just know he has…FAIRY GOD PARENTS!" Crocker spazzed out, shocking Wuya. When he returned to normal Wuya gave him a questionable look.
"What? Was it something I said?"
"Hm? Oh, nothing…nothing! Say Mr. Crocker, ever heard of Shen Gong Wu before?" The witch piped. The crazy man shook his head.
"Are they…magical?" A dastardly grin spread across her face.
"Very much AND very powerful! Powerful enough…to capture a fairy. I think an evil partnership is in order here Crocker?" An evil grin spread across Denzel's face as he shook her hand in agreement. Slowly, the two began to snicker and that snicker turned into a giggle and THAT giggle into…an EVIL laughter!
"By the way, the name…is Wuya" The witch purred.