Midnight: Hey there! Welcome to the first chapter! I am co-writing this with my bud Dannyandsamlover *hugs* (.net/u/1083434/Dannyandsamlover) She wrote this chapter, so yeah. I made a few little edits, but most of the credit goes to her.

DASL: This will be my first Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction and doing a series of one shots. Midnightscreamer and I will each do a story, which will be making fun of shippings. We were talking about how a lot of these shippings have confusing names and not knowing which shippings hook up who. I looked up a list of them and most of them were completely ridiculous. I never even knew they existed. We also happen to have found the reason why that type of shipping was named that. Then, I told Midnightscreamer about making a series of one shots making fun of those shippings. So now here it is! Midnightscreamer will be adding a few additions and will start on the next one shot, then I'll make additions on that. I hope you enjoy this.

Midnight: This is just for fun and as Dannyandsamlover said, enjoy!

Scandalshipping (Priest Seto X Pharaoh Atem)

Pharaoh Atem was finally able to relax after the incident with Bakura, who dared to mock his father. What confused the pharaoh more than Bakura's words was the fact that the thief was mad enough to touch a mummy. It was meant for mockery. Still, wouldn't the thief get sick or something? Did anybody even think that bringing a mummy into a palace was disgusting? Even Mana agreed that touching a mummy was both dishonorable and repulsive.

The pharaoh decided to worry about that for another time. It was already bad enough that his father's tomb was completely ruined, what could possibly be worse?

Unfortunately,questioned that too soon. noticed Priest Seto, the carrier of the millennium rod, walking toward the . It was unusual for to be towards the pharaoh unless he wanted his butt kicked again in diaha(.

"Here for a rematch? Maybe this time you won't break the slab," Atem smirked.

"Actually... there is something I have been wanting to ask you," Priest Seto said.

"Yes?"

"What would you do if I loved you?"

"Being that we are related, I would take that as a compliment."

"And 'in love'?"

"Since it would be a scandal in the Royal Court, I would probably slice off your head, then feed it to the gods." Atem replied casually.

"Say, if you did not and you felt the same way, granting me pardon, would you..."

"In that case, we would break up in fighting or rivalry, then I would slice your head off and feed it to the gods. The same would go 3,000 years from now."

Priest Seto turned to a villager and said, "Told you."

"Aw," the villager moaned.

"Why does everyone think we are gay?" Pharaoh Atem asked his cousin, shaking his head.

"Because... you do not have any recent love interests," Priest Seto shrugged.

"Oh, so I cannot find a girl and that concludes I am gay? Pharaoh's do not need a queen!"

"Let us declare that whoever says we are in love, their punishment shall be to cut off their heads and feed it to the gods."

"Way ahead of you..." Atem smirked, pulling out a sharp sword. "But since violence is underrated, I'll just mind crush them."

"Isn't that just as bad? I mean seriously-"

"OH HUSH UP!"

Midnight: TA-DA!