Catty: Okay! I know! I was gone for a lifetime but I have my reason, alright?
Ichigo: What lie is it this time? °crosses arms°
Catty: I don't know why you're even here, oh dear queen of Tokyo. °says sarcist°
Kisshu: Because if she isn't here then I will be gone too!
Catty: Okay, okay! Calm down!
Dren: Stop that for now! You three can Play another time!
Catty: ... Dren?
Dren: Hai?
Catty: Shut the fuck up ...
Dren: Hai ... °sighs°
Catty: Okay! What I wanted to say is that I came back to post a Story for one of my Readers -Alorra L- who requested this Story! Alorra, I'm sorry if it's not what you thought, but I tried my best to make it funny. It didn't come out very great, because I'm not such a funny Person, but I tried! If you're not satisfied, I will make another one, okay?
Ichigo: What is it about?
Catty: Well, main-character is Pai with a bit of all the others! Of course, Kisshu Needs to be the second-character and Ichigo's the third! hehehe. But it's not a KishXIchi. It's simple a Pai Story. And I hope an embarrassing one ... I hope very much ...
Kisshu: Okay! I already read it and I LOVED it! Even though it isn't about me!
Ichigo: You have a too big ego, Kisshu. °rolls eyes°
kisshu: But that's one of the things you like about me! °wiggles eyebrows°
Ichigo: I'm already taken, so quit you're flirting!
Catty: Will you two, PLEASE, shut up? Do you know how hard it is to write when you just experienced a huge hangover? I tell you ... it doesn't feel great when you don't remember one of you're funniest days ever!
Dren: Okay! Don't tell us your lifestories! We are here for this Story!
Catty: Exactly!
Disc: Does the Anime end with Kisshu being happy with Ichigo? Does Masaya die? Do I get to Show up and steal a kiss from Kisshu in the Anime? No, no and no? Then it does mean that TMM doesn't belong to a certain Brown haired Girl, who is me! So Don't expect me to tell you I own it because I DON'T OWN IT!
Catty: ON WITH THE STORY!
How to make an emotionless Person Show some Feelings:
Step 1: One animal can give you two emotions!
Emotions: Forced laughing, rage;
"Ichigo! Alien iru! Alien iru!" Masha peeped out as he floated over the mews heads in Café Mew Mew. The girls looked up at the pink robot before Ryou and Keiichiro ran into the room. The girls looked at the two men, who told them where the aliens were attacking. Ichigo nodded, turned to her friends and nodded to them. They nodded back and started to transform.
They ran towards their Destination; a huge forest near the city. As they arrived, they were greeted by a huge Chimera. It looked like a deer with huge horns and its fur was purple. It had two long tails with spikes on them. And its horns were blinking yellow.
"What is that?!" Mint shouted.
"Do you like our new pet?" Taruto asked as the three aliens appeared over the Chimera. Kisshu smirked down at Ichigo and Taruto was glaring at Pudding while Pai just looked down, seriously with his arms crossed over his chest, one of his fans in his right hand.
"Taru-Taru! It can't be, na no da! This pet is way too huge to keep it, na no da!" Pudding said, looking innocently. Taruto sweat dropped, Kisshu chuckled and the other mews blinked at their comrade.
"Nani, na no da?" Pudding asked her friends, who shrugged it off.
"Kisshu! I won't allow you to disturb the peacefulness of this forest! For the future of the Earth, I will be of service! Nyaa!" Ichigo said, doing her pose. Taruto yawned at the little show and Kisshu just gave the cat girl an evil smirk. Pai looked at his comrades.
"Kisshu. Keep the mews some company. Taruto. You and I will search after the Mew Aqua." Pai said monotony. Kisshu just smirked and flew closer to the Chimera while Taruto balled his fists and nodded, grinning excitedly.
Taruto flew to the left and Pai to the right. He was glad that the forest he took wasn't as big as Taruto's half. As he flew behind some trees he took out a device, which beeped every second.
"Hm. Looks like this polluted forest does contain some Mew Aqua." Pai whispered as he looked around. He could already hear the battle shouts from the mews and from the sound of it, Kisshu, once again, would let the mews win.
"Fool." Pai sighed as he turned and flew a little closer to watch the battle. Or better said, to watch a certain mew.
"Ribbon … Mint ECHO!" Mint shouted and shot an arrow at the Chimera, who jumped out of the way. It aimed its horns at the bird-mew and in a blink; it shot a yellow liquid at the blue mew. Mint yelped as the liquid hit her foot. She tried to get rid of the substance and after a minute it was off of her. The others distraced the Chimera while Mint did so.
Ichigo was once again in trouble with Kisshu, who sneaked up behind her and tackled her to the ground. After she knelt him where the sun doesn't shine, she jumped out of his grip and aimed an attack at him. Kisshu, with the trouble to stand from the pain in his lower area, got hit but he teleported before he could get any worse.
"Geez, Koneko, just because you like me, it doesn't mean you can be that harsh with me!" Kisshu said, rubbing his arm where the Strawberry Surprise hit him. Ichigo ignored him and ran to help her friends. The Chimera was already weakened and with a final blow from Ichigo, it vanished into a jelly-fish and a baby deer, which ran back into the forest.
"Yatta, na no da! We did it, na no da!" Pudding cheered as she balanced on one hand. The other mews cheered too and Kisshu just sighed while rubbing his bruised arm. Taruto appeared next to him, looking bored and a bit concerned for Kisshu.
"Did you once again fail?" Taruto teased. Kisshu growled.
"Did you find some Mew Aqua?!" Kisshu retorted, annoyed. Taruto huffed and crossed his arms.
"Iie. Not in my half." Taruto said and pointed behind him to the huge forest. Kisshu sighed.
"Only Pai can make our mood go up again …" Kisshu whispered.
Pai was watching the whole show and he smiled slightly at the end as he saw that Lettuce didn't have one bruise. He sighed as he then realized they loosed again.
"8 months of full fighting and we didn't win once." Pai said to himself as he landed on a stabil branch, which was hiding him from the others. He watched as the mews started to shout at his younger brothers, who just replied with funny comments. What Pai didn't realize, was the little squirrel that was inching towards his leg. It wiggled its nose as if trying to smell Pai. The little furry thing was now direct next to Pai's leg. It put its little hands on Pai's boot, which caused the alien to look down.
The squirrel froze and Pai blinked before shaking his leg softly to get it off.
"Get off, you stupid mammal." Pai said.
Instead of jumping off, the squirrel rushed up Pai's leg, waist and chest and then vanished beneath Pai's shirt. Pai's eyes widened as he felt the squirrel inch towards a rather uncomfortable place.
"KIIIIIYYYYAAAA!"
The mews and aliens arguin was interrupted by a loud shriek. They blinked in confusion.
"That sounded like …" Kisshu frowned and as if on cue, Pai teleported next to him, wide-eyed. Taruto and Kisshu looked stunned at his appearance.
"Pai?" Taruto started but stopped. Kisshu was about to say something but to everyone's surprise, Pai started to blush madly before chuckling. He soon started to laugh and pat himself all over his outfit.
"O-kay … creepy …" Ichigo said, sweat dropping. The other mews nodded in agreement, all having a huge sweat drop on their heads.
"Pai! You are freaking me out!" Taruto shouted, scared by Pai's reaction. Pai was already having little tears in his eyes while he still laughed like crazy and he was now patting all over his pants. Kisshu in otherways was frowning. He never saw Pai like this.
"Oi, Pai! Stop!" Kisshu shouted. He could feel his skin crawl by Pai's actions. Pai had a hard time breathing from too much laughing. After a few minutes of trying to keep himself floating, he gave up and let himself fall to the ground, still laughing.
"Get … haha … Get … hahaha … GET IT OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHA" Pai shouted. Lettuce was the first to hesitantly walk over to him. She looked down at the laughing alien and realized something moving under his shirt. She looked up at Kisshu and Taruto, who were both shocked.
"I think Pai-san has something under his clothes." Lettuce said, blushing slightly as she said 'Pai-san'. Kisshu raised an eyebrow.
"Of course, greenie! He has his male-symbol under his clothes!" Kisshu said, smirking at the deep red that covered Lettuce's and the other girls faces. Ichigo shook her head.
"Kisshu! You know what she means!" Ichigo shouted, flustered.
"Kisshu … hahaha … You stupid piece … hahaha … of nonsense! HAHAHA … GET IT OUT!" Pai pleaded, tears streaming down his face from too much laughing. Kisshu's mind then clicked and he grinned as he teleported next to Lettuce, who yelped at his sudden appearance.
"Don't worry, Pai! That can be arranged!" Kisshu said and crutched down a little before pulling Pai's shirt off. The mews squeaked and were blushing a cherry colour. The squirrel, which was sitting on Pai's chest, looked up and sniffed the air a bit before jumping off of Pai's chest. The purple haired alien took a deep breath and closed his eyes to stop the dizziness that over-came him from too much laughing.
"You okay, Pai?" Taruto's voice snapped Pai out and he shot up into a sitting position only to realize that his shirt was next to him in Kisshu's hands. He blushed scarlet and it didn't really help as the mews stared down at his toned chest, mostly Lettuce, who was cherry red. He looked up at a smirking Kisshu.
"GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK, YOU PERVET!" Pai shouted, snatching his shirt before teleporting away. Taruto and Kisshu looked at each other before falling to the ground, laughing their heads off. Even the mews started to giggle about the whole thing and after some minutes, the giggles transformed into laughers, which included rolling on the ground.
Only Lettuce was still blushing furiously but smiling dreamily, which didn't come unrealized from Mint.
"Oi, Let-tu-ce! Did you see something gorgeous?" Mint teased, which caused Lettuce to squeak.
"No, no, no, no, no, Mint-san! I-i-i-it's n-n-n-nothing! I-i-i-i-I w-w-was just t-t-thinking about the s-s-s-sunset I w-w-w-w-watched yesterday!" Lettuce lied, blushing cherry red. Mint smirked, wriggling her eyebrows before going back to laugh her head off.
"Sugoi! I never saw Pai like this!" Ichigo screamed through her laughs. Kisshu sat up still chuckling.
"Oh, you needed to see the time where Pai ate some earth because 'it looked so yummy'!" Kisshu said which caused the mews to laugh only more.
"Or the time, when he –"Taruto started but was cut off by teleportation and an anraged voice.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! Kisshu! Taruto! Back to the ship! NOW! You two, stupid, shrimps!" Pai shouted, flustered. Taruto squeaked and teleported back to the ship while Kisshu just wiped some tears away, chuckling at the colour of Pai's face.
"Oh, well. You sure did satisfy me today, Pai!" Kisshu said, smiling. Pai's head began to steam while a vain pulsed on his forehead. He sighed.
"Ohhh … and when you don't move your stupid love-sick ass back to the ship NOW, you will get to know me more than before, grass-head!" Pai said in a dangerous voice. Kisshu laughed nervously before teleporting away. Pai still was pissed as he crossed his arms and looked at the giggling girls. The mews shut up as he glared at them.
Pai was just about to shout at them too, when …
POP
"What the …" Pai muttered, rubbing his head. He turned around only to …
POP, POP
Pai blinked as two nuts were thrown at his head. He looked around and as another nut came towards him, he caught it in mid-air and clenched his fist, crushing the nut.
"Where the heck, are you, you damn squirrel!?" Pai screamed and the tips of his ears turned slightly pink as he heard some snickering coming from a tree. The squirrel jumped down and looked at Pai, its eyes holding amusement and joy. Pai glared at it.
"Okay, I don't know what your problem is but I would be over-joyed if you would stop throwing nut-"
POP
"DAMN SQUIRREL!" Pai snapped and aimed his fan at the little furry thing, which first jumped to the side and then, once again, it jumped on Pai. It rushed on his head and held on tightly.
"Ki-sama!" Pai shouted as he tried to punch the squirrel, which just jumped down, causing Pai to whack himself.
"BAKA!" Pai shouted before teleporting back to the ship. The mews stared at the spot were he was just a moment ago, before laughing their heads off again. Lettuce, of course, smiled dreamily, as she thought about Pai WITHOUT shirt.
THE END! Or is it …
Catty: O-kay! Who liked it? Who thought it was 'shit'? And Alorra? How did you like it?
Kisshu/Ichigo: °Looks at each other before rolling on the ground, laughing°
Dren: °chuckles° I liked it! That squirrel did a damn good Job! Do you plan to write another chapter?
Catty; I don't know. °shrugs° It says that it is THE END but I may put up another chapter ... I just Need some pleads. And if I write another chapter then be warned! This one is my first one, which isn't a KishXIchi! It will contain them as side-characters but not like my others. And, of course, I will put more Kisshu than Ichigo in it ... just as a Information ...
Ichigo: You really don't like me, do you?
Catty: °glares° Why should I?! You choose Masaya over Kisshu even after Kisshu died for you! And instead of crying out Kisshu's Name in the final battle you just screamed; AOYAMA-KUN! I can't do it! Aoyama-kun!; I already wanted to smack my Computer! You don't have to shout that assholes Name! We know him and you can't Forget the Name of a tree-hugger ... okay I forgot his Name every time in a new Episode but STILL! Kisshu died for you and you didn't even TRIED to say THANK you! °Pants°
Ichigo: °hides under a table, ashamed°
Kisshu: ... She is right ... why do I even love you ...? °lowers head°
Dren: Catty? Thanks to your outburst you made Kisshu loose his will to make Ichigo love him ...
Catty: Sorry when it's true! And even if I broke his will, Ichigo would never love him because she is just a spoiled brat with an arrogant ass who thinks that Masaya would gave her the best life ever! She only loves Masabaka because she thinks she could be the queen after she married him! But I tell you, Ichigo, with Kisshu you really would have been a queen! And I warn you! If you even dare to creep over to Kisshu after something happened between you and Masaya, then I personally will take out my torch and pitchfork and hunt you down!
Dren: °claps sarcasticly° Nice speech ... Do you ever want to stop it?
Catty: Ohhh, Dren. You naiive Boy! I could write a 2-sided Story about what I would do to ichigo because of her stubbornness! And when I'm done with her then Kisshu would rather go on a date with Lettuce than Ichigo, who will be a Pulp of blood and ash.
Kisshu: Hey! No one speaks like that!
Ichigo: Awww. See? Kisshu is still on my side!
kisshu: This is a friendly side not such a dirty one! Speak nicer!
Ichigo: Wha? You? What? °shocked°
Kisshu: She is right, kitten. You're a spoiled brat!
Dren: I give it now an END! Please Review and don't listen to These three stupid chicks!
Catty: You were a star on my sky. But now I regret it. When I blinked, you disappeared. And you turned down my Soul. ... Oh sorry! Please Review!
- Ja ne, Minna!