So, this started off as a series of drabbles I sent to someone's inbox on tumblr. I know I haven't been on in yonks, so have this instead. Yes, they're weird and they don't make much sense. Oh well!
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When Loki appeared in the Tower for the first time after the battle, it would be an understatement to say that Tony was surprised. But when the other simply smirked and said he was coming to collect on that drink the other had offered, Tony had to laugh and pour the other a drink. After the first few muttered comments on his "weak mortal liqueur" the other requested another drink. And so they spent the evening getting progressively drunker, each trying to outdo the other in the ultimate drinking battle.
The next time that Loki appeared in the Tower, JARVIS didn't even bother asking if Tony wanted to call the rest of the team. He just gave the JARVIS equivalent of a disappointed sigh, and he let the pair have another drinking contest. This time, they ended up in the middle of a park with a cow tied to the tree next to them, Loki in a frilly dress and Tony in a spotted cat suit. They never mentioned it to each other again, but Tony asked JARVIS to lock the doors so they couldn't leave when he was having a drinking contest. JARVIS agreed after some convincing.
The third time Loki appeared, Tony was trying to tell Steve over the phone that yes, it's called an Apple, but if you try to eat it you will be electrocuted. Loki raised an eyebrow, holding up a barrel with the label "mead". Tony made an excuse to Steve, telling him to go pester Clint if he had any more technical issues. The next day, Tony didn't remember much, but he looked around to see that there was a large amount of confetti and a hole where the door should be. JARVIS told him that although he had locked the door, Loki had kicked down the door because he had bought a goat for Tony. The goat in question was nowhere to be found.
When Loki appeared again, he brought a pony which he forced Tony to ride around the Tower before he let the other engage him in a drinking contest. JARVIS videoed the entire ride, but declined to say what he did with the recording afterwards. Since Tony had to ride a pony, he declared that Loki had to put Christmas lights on his horns. Once he was decorated, they decided they would ride the pony throughout Stark Tower. The elevator ride was awkward when they had to wait with employees.
The last time that Loki appeared in the Tower, he brought freshly baked muffins and was wearing an apron. Tony mentioned nothing about the fact that all the muffins had "Kneel before Me" written on them, deciding he'd just eat them quietly. Then JARVIS informed him the Avengers were coming to the Tower, and he looked around in time to see the other Avengers staring at him and Loki, both with mouths stuffed full of muffin. It was later called "The Baking Incident", and Fury banned the team from eating Loki's food ever again. It was a shame, because the muffins weren't actually that bad.
I hope you liked my crazy drabbles! I had a request from the person who I sent them to for someone to draw fanart, so that's always an option if you get inspired! Thanks for reading, please leave a review!