I am not the creator(s) of Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, nor any of the characters. This doesn't feature Luigi or Professor E. Gadd, however.
Chapter One
The Poltergiest was out doing God knows what in Gloomy Manor, while something was happening back at the Library.
A Slammer and a Hider wandered into the library, the Slammer destroying at least half the things in it, whereas the Hider hid inside the piano, hoping to scare an unlucky passerby.
The Slammer looked at the piano, and nearly punched it through the wall, causing the Hider to shriek.
"Ow!" The Hider exclaimed, being tossed out from the piano. "That hurt!"
"Huh? Dude, you were hiding in the PIANO. You know I hate-" The Slammer started.
"Ahem, what IN THE WORLD IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" A rather angry-looking Poltergiest yelled.
"Ah-" The Slammer started, then pointing at the Hider. "He did it!"
"He did it!" The Hider pointed at the Slammer.
"Both of you. Get OUT."
"Yes sir!" The Slammer fled.
The Hider resorted to it's natural Flight/Fight/Freeze response, and hid inside the broken piano.
The Poltergiest did not see the Hider, and called out for a Greenie to help it fix the piano.
Two minutes later, both the Greenie and the Poltergiest were ready to begin fixing the piano, and they did, until the Hider was un-hidden.
"Was I not clear when I told you to get out?" The Poltergiest asked.
"Uh... what's going on?" The Greenie asked.
"Nothing that concerns you." The Poltergiest replied. "Thanks for the help, but could you leave me alone for a few moments so I can talk to the Hider?"
The Greenie nodded, and floated out of the room.
The Poltergiest led the Hider to a piano-stool thing, and landed a flurry of painful-sounding smacks to the Hider's ectoplasmic rear.
"Ow!" The Hider yelped.
"Was *SMACK* I *SPANK* not *SLAP* clear *SMACK* *SPANK* when I *SMACK* asked *SPANK* you *SLAP* leave *SPANK*?!" The Poltergiest asked.
The Hider's frantic cries increased, it was squirming to get out of the Poltergiest's grasp. "Yes! I mean no! I want my mommy!"
"Now, next time I ask you to do something, you do it. Capiche?"
"Yes! I'm sorry!"
"Now go. And next time you do that, I'll make your butt a no-so-good shade of red, a darker shade than the last one." The Poltergiest let the Hider get back up.
The Hider fled, crying the whole time.
"Finally, I can have some peace and quiet." The Poltergiest grumbled.
The Hider then bumped into the two other Hiders from the foyer, and informed them of the events of this chapter.
"Dude, that's harsh." Was the response of one of said Hiders from the foyer.
"That sounds painful." Was the other response.
"I know, I even have the marks to prove it." Said the Hider from earlier.