Chapter 1: The day my perfectly good life turned to hell (Which might be a good thing BTW)
A little bit about myself.
Ever since I was old enough to understand the concept of human men come from mars, and human women from venus, I thought well that's nice, I guess I come from a black hole in the far reaches of the universe. Being a normal, well-mannered human female was NOT my forte. I was the kid with the ongoing sugar high that other parents warned their kids to stay away from. My jokes never made sense to anyone but me, I would laugh at my mental rants in the middle of a church sermon, and did I mention I was downright vile in my choice of words? A day never passed without tons of dirty remarks, curses, revenge plans, and rude jokes. I remember the time in kindergarten when this prick of a classmate asked if I was a guy. I bit him. Hard. Well, I do see where he was coming from, I have a really short haircut, never worn a dress or skirt, and wore boys graphic tees. But nevermind that. I still to this day hate his guts. I want to sue him for my low self esteem. Well, I know by now you're all like WTF man just get on with it! I am. Sooooo… Here we are!
Today was the best day evar~! I was finally going to my first anime convention. I was dressed in a black tailcoat modded with lace in the sleeves so they were long and flowing and an upside down studded cross was embroidered on the back. I wore a white collared undershirt, black slacks and dress shoes to complete the outfit. I stepped out of the car and waved goodbye to my mother, and hurried to the entrance. After wandering around for a few hours I decided to go out to the park situated behind the hotel I was at. My parents told me to ABSOLUTLEY NOT leave the hotel, but I wasn't about to listen. And that caused me the greatest mistake of my life. I was absentmindedly humming to Telephone by Lady Gaga, and didn't notice the two men in front of me until I abruptly waltzed into them. I swear to god I never thought it was possible to jump out of your pants in fear until today. I cowered in fear expecting them to kick my ass for running into them. Mind me, I wasn't in the best part of town. I deadpanned when one of them chuckled and said, "My, My, teens these days must be blind and deaf to anything except those shiny metallic things." I stared in complete shock. They were drop dead in a coma hot. Even better, I recognized them as Sebastian and Claude from my all time favorite anime/manga. I still to this day want to shoot myself for going all fangirl on them. "OMG OMG OMG! I can't believe this! AWESOMESAUCE!" I probably looked like a COMPLETE idiot to them. Not like I cared at the moment anyways. I was too busy doing my happy dance to notice what Claude said. "… I guess that son of a bitch had to get us for defying his grace someday. I still cannot believe how masculine our "soulmate" is. I mean, if she had no breasts, I probably couldn't tell the difference." All Sebastian could say was: "Well, at least Grell won't be friendless forever." That's when I felt a clonk on my head. The last thing I thought was "Damn squirrels."