Ok I love thiefshipping, but ghostfairy absolutely hates it, so we leave it out of our story as much as possible so we don't start a cat fight. Buuut I wanted to create a seperate side story spinoff thing. This is what I wish would happen in our story.
I don't own yugioh, american idol, or Everybody Talks. This parody was created by my own delusional mind, and is in no way affiliated with the lovely Ghostfairy.
The infamous idiot Marik Ishtar was at it again. He took back control over Melvin so he could run around like an idiot in the Kodak Theater, yelling and singing about tearing someone a new f*ck hole. He was completely oblivious to the stares that the rest of the top 11 were giving him while he sang awfully. They still didn't completely understand the whole (for lack of a better term) 'dual personality' thing Marik and I had, so this was all quite funny. Still, if he was to notice anyone's stares, I wish they would be mine. After all this time, I couldn't believe the bloody fool didn't realize that I liked him more than a normal friend would.
Feeling rather bored, and also it being my turn to sing on the stage, I thought It'd be fun to mess with him and test how far his obliviousness would go.
As I was the last one to sing, Marik and I were the only ones left in the theater. He wanted to wait for me so we could go play celebrity ding-dong ditch, so I figured now would be a good a time as ever.
"Play an instrumental version of Everybody Talks for me!"
I called to the single backstage worker. He gave me a thumbs up and then I heard the intro.
I looked directly at Marik, who was sitting in the front row, and I sang:
Hey Marik, won't you look my way,
You can be my new Egyptian
Hey Marik, whatcha gotta say? All youre givin me's fanfiction
Im not a sorry spirit, but this happens all the time.
I found out that
everybody ships-
everybody ships-
everybody ships-
It started with 'I don't care'
And your rod that you won't share
Stop commenting on my hair!
I could hear the chit chat
You have the most annoying laugh...
But now don't you make a fuss
Because everybody ships us!
Hey honey I'll give you a hug
As long as you don't turn into Melvin!
Don't try to say that you're not gay,
Cuz you're wayyyy to into yaoi!
Oh my my Ra,
Everybody ships-
Everybody ships-
Everybody thief-ships now.
It started with 'I don't care'
And your rod that you won't share
Stop commenting on my hair!
I could hear the chit chat
You have the most annoying laugh...
But now don't you make a fuss
Because everybody ships us!
Never thought I'd live to see the day
A guy that would blow my whole world away
OH!
Hey honey give me all your love
Cuz you know you're my addiction
Hey Marik, whatcha gotta say?
It started with 'I don't care'
And your rod that you won't share
Stop commenting on my hair!
I could hear the chit chat
You have the most annoying laugh...
But now don't you make a fuss
Because everybody ships us!
Everybody ships!
Everybody ships!
Everybody ships!
Everybody ships!
Everybody ships!
Everybody thief-ships!
It started with 'I don't care'
And your rod that you won't share
Everybody ships-
Everybody ships us!
OH!
The music ended, and I gave Marik my trademark smirk. He had a shocked kind of expression, but after a few seconds his face went back to normal. He then stood up and yelled,
"THE FANGIRLS WILL OBEY OUR EVERY COMMAND WITH THAT SONG! It's a friggin brilliant idea Fluffy! Now we can make THEM tear the pharoah a new EFF!hole!"
I let out a sigh. Of course he wouldn't take my serenading him seriously. Oh well, back to square one I suppose.
Tell me what y'all think! And if you want to read some of my or ghostfairy's other works, check out our fictionpress accounts under the same pennames! Also, be sure to stay tuned for the next chapter of Melvin Ishtar: American Idol! Toodaloo~