I dont think I own anything but the idiotism of this storeh!
Sasuke: Sex!
Natsuri: No! leaves
Sakura grinned to herself as she walked ahead of Naruto and Sasuke. "Hah! Finally they have to follow me!" she thought grinning to herself. "Uh…Sa-Sakura?" asked, the blonde whom we all've grown to love, Naruto. Sakura tried to ignore him and his annoying voice, but she knew if she didn't respond he'd keep on bugging her. So, of course, she answered "WHAT!" "Well…uh you see…erm..what had happened was…," he stammered. "Oh for God's sake," Sasuke said, "Sakura, weren't we supposed to be heading OUT the forest!" he asked. Sakura gulped. "Y-Ye-yes…," she said quietly. "So….," Sasuke started calmly, "Why in all of fuck are we heading DEEPER into the forest!" he asked angrily.
"Deeper!" Sakura asked. "Is there a fuckin echo in here! Yes DEEPER! Did you not just see the GOD DAMNED Sign!" he asked. "Sasuke…calm the hell down," Naruto said. "Wh-what sign?" Sakura asked nervously. Sasuke threw his arms up in an 'I can't believe I let this prick lead the god damned way out the God for saken forest when I knew damn well it was a bad idea in the first fuckin place' way. "Sakura we just passed a sign….you didn't see it?" Naruto asked. Sakura thought for a minute, "No… what did it say and how do you know we're deeper in the forest?" she asked Naruto but challenging Sasuke.
"Hmmm…I dunno maybe because the Sign said 'You're now heading deeper into the forest, you'd have to be an idiot to miss this'" Sasuke said angrily. "Sasuke STFU! Sakura it did NOT say that! It said 'Caution Dead End Ahead'" Naruto said soothingly.
Sakura sighed sadly, but then she had a thought, "Well at least we're not lost!" she said brightly. Sasuke and Naruto both stared at each other then looked at Sakura, "Errrrm" they both said.
"Oh shit….we are lost aren't we?" she asked. Both boys nodded simultaneously. "There goes my chances to lead….and impress Sasuke," she thought. "Wait a minute!" she thought. She turned around and glared at both boys. "Y-you! Bastards! You SAW THE SIGNS!" She recalled all the signs they passed including the one they just told her about and continued, "You assholes saw all 58 of them and you didn't SAY SHIT!" She yelled. "Sakura calm down," Naruto said.
Sakura's head then exaggerated and all sorts of vein marks appeared. "CALM DOWN! WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP LIKE YOU WERE DOING WHEN I PASSED THE SIGNS! ALL THIS TIME I WAS FEELING EXTREMELY GOOD AND NOW TO FIND OUT WE'RE LOST! AND THE REASON WE'RE LOST IS BECAUSE YOU TWO ASSHOLES DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY SHIT!" She yelled. "Sakura….shut the hell up…its not our fault you…" Sasuke stated only to be cut off by Sakura. "FUCK OFF PRETTY BOY! THIS BULL SHIT IS YOUR FAULT YOU LET ME PASS FIFTY FUCKIN EIGHT SIGNS AND YOUR SAYING ITS NOT YOUR GOD DAMNED FAULT! OH FUCK THIS!" she shouted.
Her head de-exaggerated and she turned her back on them. Sasuke blinked once…then twice….then five minutes passed. "You know what …lets just have Naruto lead.." he said turning to face Naruto, then he slapped his forehead. "Are you fuckingserious!" he asked God. There in front of him was Naruto….with his head stuck in a log. "Naruto….how the FUCK did you do that…." Sasuke asked. "Mmmmmmmemmemmmsmsmmmmmm" Naruto said. "You know what….really grinds my gears!" Sasuke asked. "You two! Fuck both of you! Im leading!" he said turning the opposite way they were going and walking. Sakura following closely behind and Naruto running into trees.
Hmmmm did you like it...? Did you hate it...either way...this might just stay a one shot...coz I was just bored twas me first storeh and what not...so yea...