Call Me Daisy

I threw a Toad in my well

Don't ask me why I'll never tell

Because he was in my way

Your mouth was open

Cold day, sun was burning

My ripped dress, skin was black and blue,

[Waluigi tries to run away]

Where you think your goin BABY!

chorus begin

Hey, you just saw me,

In my annual stage of crazy,

But it is over,

So call me Daisy!

You're looking at me,

Like I'm Crazy,

But here's my number,

Hi I'm Daisy!

chorus end

You took your time with an answer,

I took no time with a FALCON PUNCH

You told me I was psycho,

That was a big mistake!

I beg, and kill and I steal

Have another Toad in my that is real

I always knew Toads were real,

They were in my way

You looked really scared,

My ripped dress, skin was scalded

Cold day, Donuts blowing

Where you think your going, BABY!

chorus

And all the other Toads,

Try to run away,

BUT THEY WE`RE RETARDS,

So call me Daisy!

Before you came into my life,

I threw Toads in the well,

I threw Toads in the well,

I threw Toads in the, the well.

Before you came into my life,

I threw Toads in the well,

I threw Toads in the well,

I threw Toads in the, the well.

Before you came into my life,

I threw Toads in the well

And you should know that

I hated them, so, so, bad.

You look at me like,

I am crazy,

But heres my number,

So Call Me Daisy!

And all the other Toads,

Try to run away,

BUT THEY WE`RE RETARDS,

So call me Daisy!

Before you came into my life,

I threw Toads in the well,

I threw Toads in the well,

I threw Toads in the, the well.

Before you came into my life,

I threw Toads in the well,

And you should know that

SO CALL ME DAISY!

[Waluigi runs away screaming right after he punched Daisy]

EPILOUGE

The punch was so hard, that all the craziness in Daisy went away, and Toads were grateful to Waluigi.

Then Daisy met Luigi and she actually got him to date her