Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied romance situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
The Trip from Hell
Chapter One: Free of Kids!
One early morning hours at South Park Elem. School parking lot that large charter bus was sitting there that was running that Mr. Garrison's students are starting to arrive with their parents which Mr. Garrison was standing by the door with a click board that lists his students 'names on there that held in his hand but he was being watched over like a hawk by Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey who are tagging along on the trip because they can't trust Garrison because his bad behavior.
"Okay kids let board this charter bus so we can get our asses on the road and the hell out of this God forsaken town for a few days." Said Garrison which our five little favorite bastards wore slightly visible smiles on their faces which they are planning to tortures Garrison during their long road trip to the state of Michigan at that very moment
"That what you think Garrison." Said Cartman while looking at his friends that they have their backpacks on their backs and plastic bags that is greatly filled with junky snacks and sugary drinks in their little hands
"What a fucking asshole is which I'm can't believe that we are going to be struck with him in the next few days? "Kenny quickly replied in a very sarcastic way
"Well least Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey are going with us you guys." Said Kyle
"Guys these last few weeks that left for this year's remaining school year for summer break let us enjoy torturing Garrison into insanity." Said Stan
"But you guys Mr. Garrison is already crazy in the fucking head." Said Cartman
"Oh yeah I forget about that." Said Stan
But all sudden their parents appears out of nowhere from the darkness from that moment then the red Goth boy Dylan came walking up that he was with his mayoral aunt.
"Garrison and your students you better not make a fool of our town while you are in Michigan!" Said McDaniels while having a very scornfully looking frown upon her youthful face which it is directly at Garrison and her hands gasped on her hips at moment.
"I gotcha you Mayor but you have worry about us for screwing up or being assholes that Michigan has four of its cities on the FBI's Most violent cities in the country list. "Said Garrison in a very scornfully sounding voice toward his town's mayor.
"Uh whatever Garrison do I looks like that I care about those gangs crawling hellholes at all that I only cares about your behavior that will affect our town's summer tourism! Said McDaniels while she was making a "Whatever motion with her left hand to brushes his scornfully semi true comments off then she says "Well Dylan I have to go now that I have much paperwork to do around here so have great time in Michigan and call me tonight Dylan." That she walks away which Dylan climbs up inside the bus that is when he sat down in a seat and pulls his black colored IPod out from his jacket's pocket that he picked Slayer's songs collection out to listen during the ride and put his solar-powered charger out to catch the sun's rays to charges his cell phone and IPod during the very long and bumpy road trip.
"Good bye hon you have a good fun time in Michigan give mommy a kiss goodbye." Said Liane
"God damned it mem that you are fucking embarrassing me in front of everyone." Cartman sneers loudly at his own mother
"Ha-ha Cartman is just a momma's boy." Said Craig
"Oh fuck you Craig" Said Cartman which Craig gives him the middle finger at that moment then he shrieks out loudly "Don't give the finger you girly bitch."
"Eric stops it that is an enough of your swearing young man mmmkay."Said Mackey who is standing there with an angry look that formed on his face
"Shit" Said Cartman under his breath while all of his classmates along with Principal Victoria and Garrison are loading themselves on to the bus at that very second.
"Is everyone is sitting and ready to go now. "Said the bus driver who is standing up from his seat to look at the crowd of kids and the three adults at that moment
"Yes we are ready to go sir mmmkay!" Said Mackey while sitting next with the principal that is when the bus are starting to pull away from the school's parking lot which all the students' parents were standing there to waving their bratty progeny off for a few days.
"Finally they are gone for a few days everybody." Said Randy
"Party" Said Stuart
"Oh nice quiet time" Said Sharon
"And no begging for stuff either." Said Liane
"Wahoo" Said all the parents that standing in the crowd and wildly cheering for the well deserved freedom away from their own bratty children at that moment
To Be Continued
Author's notes: I found this originally handwritten unfinished story while doing spring cleaning that I forgot about it which it is almost three years old and I actually started it on the day before the tragic passing of my sister and I making fun of my hometown of Saginaw, Michigan from gangbangers to no snitching codes.