Chapter One

I just couldn't stand it anymore. Red was crying again, Green and Blue were fighting, and I was sure that I was going nuts.

"Vio, Blue hit me when I tried to give him a hug! Tell him he needs a hug!" Red said to me, tears streaming down his face, "And Green told me to stop bugging him! Vio, make them be nice!"

I sighed.

"Red," I said, "How about you take a trip down to Lake Hylia and get us some water? I'll boil it when you get back."

"Great idea," Blue chipped in, "And you can even take my bomb bag to collect the water in!"

"But the water would drip through the bottom and go away." Red replied, reluctantly taking the bag.

"Well don't come back until the water stays in! Blue growled through clenched teeth.

Red hurried away with a frightened expression on his face.

"Was that really necessary?" I asked a smug-looking Blue.

"Absolutely, and you should be thanking me."

"Whatever." I responded, walking away.

Suddenly I heard a loud clashing noise behind me. When I turned around, I realized that Blue had already picked another fight with Green, and they were fighting with their swords! I immediately ran over to break it up, but they wouldn't stop, so I had to get out my own sword. As soon as they noticed I was charging toward them, they stepped aside and I fell into a river.

Blue and Green were stunned for a minute, and then began to laugh. I was angry at first, but then realized I had more important things to think about; I had dropped my sword into the river!