"You're a heartless, vindictive bitch, you know that?" InuYasha said, raising his eyes at his roommate. Kikyo smiled, turning and leaning back in her computer chair. Her blood elf priest Shizulu stopped mid-run on her way to Silvermoon City.
"That is why you broke up with me, after all," she responded, grinning humorously. "You've known it for years, but you still keep me around. Do you know why?"
"Because if I kicked you out you would be homeless?" InuYasha grumbled, not looking up from his own orc warrior; who was in mid-bladestorm.
"Well that," she admitted, "and the fact that you love me in your own way. Not in the 'fuck me harder' kind of way, but, hey, I'm not complaining." She paused. "Plus, I'm funny as hell, and it makes things interesting." InuYasha only grunted, but inwardly he had to admit it was true. In some freak insane moment years ago- Kikyo had gone from the biggest pain in his ass girlfriend, to that annoying sister-type that you wouldn't trade for the world; she wouldn't let you.
"Naraku was just too creepy for me, okay?" She said, finally returning to the topic which she herself had started by informing the world via facebook of how she had viciously dumped her most recent boytoy.
"That is true," her friend commented, "I remember the whole Blue Lagoon fiasco, but you were even more insensitive than normal." Kikyo seemed to ponder this for a minute.
"You may be right, but I wouldn't do this to them if they'd be interesting or original for once. If they'd stand up to me I would stop. You're the only one who almost got it right. Three months too late, I'm afraid. If you'd stood up to me sooner then we wouldn't be having this conversation." InuYasha shook his head, hearthing to Orgrimar before logging out and shutting down his computer.
"The things that come out of your mouth are sometimes just ridiculous," he said. "For your sake, I hope you find that someone soon, or your reputation will suffer for it." He paused. "What are you wearing, anyways?"
"Oh, just a present I got once. Everything else was in the wash."
The outfit in question was a brown and gold sweatervest that was apparently made of some sort of scratchy material; Kikyo kept scratching at her neck when she thought he wasn't looking. Under it was a white shirt and black dress pants. Her hair had been pulled into a ponytail that was beginning to come loose. To summarize: she looked like the type of person who would take their muffins very seriously.
His nose wrinkled just looking her.
"Once your clothes are clean, you'd better burn it," he suggested, and she didn't look like she wasn't too against the idea. "Anyways, I promised Shippo that I'd meet him at the park, and throw a little frisbee."
Kikyo nodded, loosening a few more of her black locks, so they fell around her chocolate eyes and made her pale skin look even more so.
"Tell him I say 'hi'. Also, I'd tie your hair back. Don't want it snagging on any of the branches. I'd have to cut it all off." InuYasha rolled his blue eyes as he stood up. He was very proud of his long dark hair, and Kikyo knew it. He only let one person cut his hair. Ever.
"Bite me," he retorted.
"Last time I checked, you liked that too much."
"Oh, shut up."
End Note: Haha, InuYasha's a World of Warcrsft nerd!