Journey To The 5th Dimension
by Naglfar
Introduction: Another Gheb
As we've discussed in previous meetings, Mr. Gheb is all about business. Today we find him, once again, in his favorite chair, with his favorite cigar (the finest, as usual). His client sits in a small wooden stool facing Mr. Gheb. He is trembling in fear, knowing that Mr. Gheb is ready to discuss certain "matters" with him, matters that will no doubt involve loosened pants and mingled screams of pleasure and pain. Silently, he is preparing himself for the physical and emotionalt trauma this meeting will cause him.
But as he looks up, he notices Mr. Gheb is acting rather...odd. He looks dazed, his cigar hanging haphazardly from the corner of his mouth. At this point, the client begins to wonder if Mr. Gheb needs medical attention, though he is reluctant to leave his stool, lest Mr. Gheb inflict even more pain upon his frail body.
But Mr. Gheb is not suffering from some sort of malaise, rather, he is thinking. His thoughts have turned, for the time, away from business, and towards something quite peculiar; alternate dimensions. Mr. Gheb has entered into some sort of...crisis, if you will. He beging to entertain the ghastly though of...another Gheb.
But how can that be, he asks. Surely only one Gheberti di Bonar can exist!
Or can there be more? Mr. Gheb's eyes widen in shock. His still-lit cigar lands on the floor with a soft plonk!, smouldering as if nothing at all had happened. Thoughts still buzzing in his head, Mr. Gheb decides he must test this new, horrifying theory, but how? Suddenly, a flash of Ghebrilliance (as Mr. Gheb refers to it) strikes. His lips now curling into a smile, he approaches his client, while at the same time undoing his belt. The client sighes, choosing to simply surrender his hindquarters rather then put up a fight, and drops his garments on the soft carpet. Mr. Gheb gets down to "business" if you will, and begins to picture his goal as soon as he opens the meeting.
The other dimension...take me there.
But what if there are more?
Then the 5th.
5 is a good, solid number.
The 5th it is.
The 5th Dimension.
Take me there...
Soon the meeting is "concluded", and Mr. Gheb and his client disappear in a flash of rainbow-tinted light.
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meanwhile it was an ordinary day in grado and gheb was just woken upo
"i wonder what i will do today" said gheb and he walked into town...