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"Loki...Hemidall...Gamora...Vision..."
Captain America held his head dismally in his palms.
"Falcon...Black Panther...Spider-Man...Dr Strange..."
Iron Man shook his head in disbelief.
"Winter Soldier...Scarlett Witch... Nick Fury...Maria Hill..."
Captain America lifted his gaze to stare heavily at his comrade.
"Star-Lord...Mantis...Drax...Groot..."
Peering at Captain America, Iron Man could see his despair over the terrible truth.
"They're all gone!"
The tone of the two surviving Avengers' voices were filled with dismay as they exclaimed together what had happened to their fellow superheroes who they'd lost.
"You know what this means," Iron Man said, "don't you?"
Captain America nodded. "Indeed I do..."
The pair stared at each other.
"I GET THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE!"
The two survivors jumped instantly to their feet and darted off towards the kitchen. They were both determined to get the last piece of cake in the fridge which they no longer had to worry about the others' claiming.
"I called it first!" Iron Man yelled as he ran off towards the kitchen. "I've had my eyes on that cake for, like, forever!"
"I know! That's why I want it!" Captain America glared as he raced alongside Iron Man. "Now keep your grubby hands off that cake - unless you wanna end up like the others!"
The pair soon reached the fridge but crashed into each other before either one of them could grab the cake. They spent the remainder of the evening fighting over it, no longer thinking about their fallen friends and only concerned about the deliecious piece of bakery they wanted for themselves before the other got it.
The end.