The Potion that went wrong

by Magical Mystical Me

A story about a Potions class where Draco stuffs up the potion, and makes it go hideously wrong. With bonus Dictionary for Newbies.

1. Default Chapter Title

The Accident with the Potion

Okay, this is my second fanfic, and completely different to my first. *NOTE* Ron talks in BLUE, Hermione talks in RED and Harry talks in GREEN Well, here goes

Harry was sitting next to Hermione and Ron in a boring Potions Lesson. Everyone in the class was bored. Even Draco Malfoy looked like he was about to fall asleep. Then came the practical. They were meant to be making some kind of truth-telling potion. Harry put in all the correct ingredients, helped by Ron and Hermione.

Then Draco walked past and "accidently" bumped some extra potions into the cauldron while the others weren't looking. Harry turned around at the noise, and saw Draco wink at Snape, then continue walking past innocently (yeah, like he could look innocent. Anyway.) Harry thought something was up. He nudged Hermione and Ron and pointed to where Snape and Draco were looking at them with Identical evil looks. Suddenly Snape loomed over them, and called the rest of the classes attention.

"Attention class. Harry, Ron and Hermione will be the first three to test their truth telling potion. You may each ask them 2 questions, about anything you like. Heh-heh-heh. I mean, (Clearing throat noise) Go for it."

Harry got a glass, dipped it in the potion. It was orange, when it was meant to be green. He gulped. Oh-oh he thought. I'm dead. He sipped a bit.

"All of it Harry" He gulped it down, Hermione and Ron did the same. Snape asked them

"What exactly did you have to do with Sirius Blacks escape????" The class gasped. They weren't expecting anything like this, and especially not 4 question marks. Harry answered, hoping he wouldn't reveal the truth

"Hey don't you all gasp and Gape
I did nothing, Professor Snape."
Not expecting anything like this, Snape asked Ron, rather puzzled

"What are your true feelings for Hermione Granger, the girl sitting next to you???"The class gasped again, except the Slytherins, who chuckled evilly, glad of the fact there were only 3 question marks. Ron, rather red answered

"Hey Professor Snape, we're just good friends
And we will be 'til the ends"
Muttering something about stupid little kids, Snape went to his desk, and let the other kids have a go at bombarding them with questions, and enjoying hearing the answers in rhyme, such as

"Ron, who's the headmaster of the school" Lavender asked, wanting to hear a rhyming word for Dumbledore. Ron answered

"Dumbledore, thats his name.
And being neat, thats his game."

"Harry, who did you defeat when you were a baby?"
"You really should know his name
He's the one that got me all his fame
You would know him as You-know-who
If I said his real name, you'd do-a-poo"

"Hermione, who'd you take to the ball in 4th year?"
"His name was Victor Krum
If you haven't heard of him, you're really dumb"

It went on like that until the bell rang. Everyone but Harry, Hermione and Ron rushed off to class. They stood there, all wondering how they were going to unenchant themselves.

"Hey you guys what are we going to do?
I don't want to stay like this, do you?
"Really Harry, you should know that
This is hell, I'd rather be fat"
"Wouldn't you like to be over weight?"
"Well its better then being 12 years late"
"Why are you making no sense?"
"Coz here in England, we have pence"
"Gee, now i feel like Mother Goose
Or even worse, Dr. Seuss"
"Who exactly are those people?"
"I remember them making me weeple"
"Ron, They wrote baby poems
To infiltrate peoples homes
Everything they wrote did rhyme"
"When I was little I could only mime"
"What I hate about talking in verse
Is that the rhymes get worse and worse"
"Of course! The spell is wearing thin!
Much worse then when we did begin"
"Hermione, what are you talking about?
You're making as much sense as a newly cooked trout"
"It was in a book I read.
Don't let the spell get to your head.
It wears off bit by bit"
"Hermione, don't be a nit"
"I wonder if we can change our verse"
"We'd better go see the Nurse."
"I want to speak in a limerick"
"Gee Hermione, you must be thick"


"There were these two really neat guys
However they acted like they didn't have eyes
They had a good friend
Who lasted to the end
Until she suddenly threw pies"

Ron and Harry just looked at Hermione in shock.
"What the hell was that?
You're about as batty as a Bat."
"Well hey, you can't talk.
I reckon you're as dense as chalk"
"Yeah well even though you think
Everyone thinks you really stink"
"Ooh, I'll get you for that"
"No you won't you FAT CAT!!!!"

Suddenly, there was a big BANG ( Not THE BIG BANG, a smaller bang) and Harry, Hermione and Ron were sitting on the floor.
"Ooooh my head"
"Of course! Now I remember. The only way to end the potions effects was for everyone to start fighting, and one person to say an angry remark with FOUR exclamation marks after it!!!!"
"Gee, Hermione, I'm sorry I called you fat."
"No, no, It was the potion that made us all tetchy."

Harry was looking at them with an amused look
"Now that you two lovebirds have make up, can we go?"Harry said,
LOVEBIRDS!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU.
Ron and Hermione said at the same time. (A/N Thats why it was purple)



THE END (Of part one!!!)


Well, I hope you liked it. It was a sort of R/H. The reason the characters were OOC was because they were all under the effect of the potion.

DICTIONARY 4 NEWBIES

I was a newbie once, so I know how it feels not to understand any of these terms
OOC=Out of Character
A/N=Authors Note
R/H=Ron and Hermione together, in a romantic way (in the story)
H/H=Harry and Hermione together, in a romantic way(in the story)
D/H=Draco and Hermione together, in a romantic way(in the story)
J/L=James and Lily together, in a romantic way(in the story)
S/L=Sirius and Lily together, in a romantic way(in the story)
D/G=Draco and Ginny together, in a romantic way(in the story)
H/G=Harry and Ginny together, in a romantic way(in the story)
F/H=You get the Idea. F is Fred, G is George H can be Harry or Hermione, sometimes its HR=Hermione
R/R=No, its not Ron and Remus together in that way, It means Read and reveiw, something I didn't pick up on for a while.
LMAO or lmao=Laughing my ass off
LMHO or lmho=Laughing my head off

Well, thanks for reading, please reveiw, and don't just tell me its cool or whatever, give me details. I mean like "7/10, the story was great, but three points off for the dictionary, which was baaaaad." Thats the kind of reveiw STYLE I want. If I get enough good reviews, I'll post a sequel, which I've already thought of. Oh, and by the way, plz visit my website, Mr-Jokes.com!!!