Chillin' With the Villans: LORD ZEDD
Disclaimer: I don't own anything here, except for MYSELF and the putty costume oh and this ARTICLE! Which the editor so kindly rejected…
A.N.: Yes another one of my psychotic ramblings from that grey matter I call a brain.
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You see him. Red all over, silver veins crawling all over him. Disgusting OR a sorry sight? The man with no skin. The man who wears that weird silver visor like thingy. The man who wields a silver stag. The man whom Angel Grove has grown to love- okay maybe more like hate-. The man by the name of…
LORD ZEDD (sometimes referred to as Lord Bread).
Villain or (what other food traits start with the letter V?) Erm. Hm… Villain or 'Very Nice'? No one bothers to find out! What is wrong with this city/country/world/universe (choose preferred place)? However, this brave reporter, yours truly, Blackie Frogz, has taken it upon herself to find out. The truth shall prevail! No longer shall the citizens of Angel Grove live in the biased world biased against evil villains! They have rights too!
With a few contacts (let's just say in involved the kidnapping of a certain few influential people), I have managed to secure an interview with the skinless man.
BF (that's me!): So… I heard that you've gotten yourself married. Care to tell us more of this joyous ceremony?
Z (that's him!): Who ARE you? (Ah… I see, my bad. You see I kinda disguised myself as one of the grey henchmen with one of my homemade Putty suits! Call 91234567 to but it for only five easy payments of $100.50! The offer of a life time!)
BF: (takes off suit) Blackie Frogz at your service. I have come to spread the truth! The world- if the Editor accepts this article- shall know the truth about the one and-
Z: (irritated and glowing red which I think is pretty cool) OKAY! I got it! No, Get out! GET OUT NOW!
BF: (getting a little freaked out by Zedd's uncalled for anger) Yo dude! Just calm down! Take a chill pill or somet- (ducks the lazer Zedd just shot at her shrieking like a girl- oh wait I am a girl!) Geez… You try to do a good thing…
Z: GET OUT NOW OR I'LL-
(Rita enters at this point, yawning) R (that's her!): Hubby dearest, what's with all the noise? (spotting yours truly the one and only brave reporter!) Oh hello dearie.
BF: (grins weakly and waves back though I was looking for a mean of escape before I fainted) Hello. I'm Blackie Frogz and I'm kinda here, or was kinda here, because I wanted an interview with your ah… Husband. He seems really bothered though.
R: Oh yes, Hubby gets like this sometimes… All you have to do is-
WARNING! EXPLICT CONTENT! CENSORED! AAAAHHH! MY EYES THEY BURN FROM THE SIGHT! HELP ME! AAAHHH! After being tortured by the pair for a very very very long ten minutes…
Z: Yes, are you still here? Would you like me to answer any of your silly questions? There isn't much about me to talk about. I'm just an evil villain, married to another villain, planning to take over the world. And I shall succeed! (insert evil laughter here) Anything else would you like to know? I have all the time in the world till 3' o clock. That's when Rita has planned a- 'surprise' for me.
BF (feeling very nauseous going to vomit): No thank you, in fact I have to go now! (flees quickly)
So there you have it citizens of Angel Grove! The feared, skinless Lord Zedd is revealed! The vil villain is just a dude without skin and is… well evil!
Stay tuned next time to Blackie Frogz: Chillin' With the Villains. Next time, I'm going into the future to Year 2025, to have a chat with another skinless looking villain by the name of….
EMPEROR GRUM!
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That was insane. Yeah I know. I WAS BORED- again! So anyway Lord Zedd and Rita are totally OOC in this yeah I know. Please review!
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