Lemonade before Bedtime
Ryuuzaki and Raito sat in the dark of night in the work room. The computers had already been shut off for the night, or morning, however you wanted to think about it. The geniuses sat beside each other, each slurping his own beverage.
Raito let out a sigh of contentment, letting his coffee warm him and unwind his brain.Ryuuzaki let out a similar sigh, but it didn't seem that contented.
"I have realized something, Raito-kun." Ryuuzaki said in a humdrum manner that didn't seem too happy. Raito hummed for him to continue. "Lemonade before bedtime makes me horny."
Raito, too tired to give Ryuuzaki the shocked and disgusted reaction he was undoubtably looking for simply sighed, all contentment vanished. "And why's that, Ryuuzaki?"
"Because right now, I am very horny, and I would like Raito-kun to help me fix it." just as L pounced, Raito punched him in the face, putting down his mug and moving off to his own bedroom.
"Take care of it yourself." he moved away a few more paces, before turning and throwing a smirk over his shoulder. "And Ryuuzaki?"
"Yes, Raito-kun?"
"No more lemonade before or after bed."
OWARI
I was hoping for something a little more amusing but this'll have to do.