Parody Song of "This is Halloween"
By JaiAlaiJedi
Authors note: Salutations everyone. I sort of made this up during a walk one day and thought it would be cool to submit this. This is my first story, so I'll accept all criticism that it shall receive. I've probably done a few grammatical errors. If so, I apologize, I tried putting this in a song/poem format. I do not own Nightmare Before Christmas or This is Halloween. Credit goes to Tim Burton and Danny Elfman, respectively. Was just making a parody, so I hope that's ok. If not, I'll take it down. Enjoy!
Boys and Girls of every age, come on up let's take the stage;
Oh wait, it's a trap, you're in a cage;
About to be sacrificed by a bloodthirsty Sage.
Go ahead and try to break those bars of steel;
You're thinking this can't be real;
Here, take this blade, be prepared to kill.
This is Halloween, This is Halloween;
Everybody make a scene.
This is Halloween, no one will hear you scream.
In this town we call home, you have no choice but to scream under the dome.
Can't handle the blade that has slid through your flesh and bone.
Can't call for help, the wire has been cut from the phone.
This is Halloween, This is Halloween;
Everybody shriek and scream.
This is Halloween, You wish that this is a dream.
Rejoice to those who did survive;
We prepared a pool of blood, so take a dive.
Marinate in the flesh and blood;
Beware, soon you'll have to face the flood.
Witches scream and shriek;
Werewolves howl;
Zombies moan, monsters growl;
The bat is something that is quite foul;
Beware the Vampire, he has a towel.
He wipes every drop, oh so dear;
Such is his joy to the taste of fear.
There's one simple fact that should be made clear:
This is Halloween, This is Halloween;
Try and protect your spleen.
This is Halloween, we will try and keep the kill clean.
Nurse your wounds, find something on which to lean;
We hope you've enjoyed your stay in our town of Halloween.