Chapter 1: Chucky Plays the Bongos

AN: Hey guys, thanks for clicking! Don't take this too seriously. I'm just a stressed out student who decided to write everyone's favourite dolls in goofy scenarios!

On a mild Spring day that had nothing special planned, Glen woke up his parents. "Good morning, Mummy. Good morning, Daddy." He had his usual pleasant smile, but was also holding a sleek flashlight. "I've got a great idea for what to do today!"

Chucky grunted and shut his eyes. They were hiding in Jennifer Tilly's attic, on a makeshift bed. "Whadda you have that for, son? Go back to sleep."

Tiffany was more patient. "What do you want to do, Honey?"

"I found this torch," Glen explained. "Maybe we could explore our new home?" He gestured at the piles of boxes around them. "You never know what we might find!"

Tiffany smiled. "It does seem like a nice way to spend a lazier day. Come on, Chucky, get up. I bet Jen has all kinds of jewelry and purses and CLOTHES!" Each noun was hissed louder and louder.

"Okay, okay." Chucky sat up and glared at his family. "I guess it beats having to shop for an anniversary present." The two dolls got out of bed.

Glen was already scrambling up a cardboard mountain. "I'll start here," he said excitedly. "If any of you need the torch, give me a shout."

"Why the hell is he calling the flashlight a torch?" Chucky growled to his wife, but she wasn't listening. Tiffany had gone to the nearest box and was peeling off the tape.

"Oh, yes!" She squealed and covered her mouth as fabric poked out. "Clothes!"

Chucky sighed and grabbed the flashlight for himself. Maybe he really would find something interesting. He walked over to another pile of boxes, slide his knife from under his overalls, and slashed one open. He groaned as the only treasure revealed was the spines of thick books.

Glen squawked as he fell into a box of Christmas ornaments. "I'm okay!" He called. "Ach-OO! What is this stuff?"

Chucky didn't even glance in his direction. He kept tugging on one thick book until it finally came free. It was just a photo album- a young Jennifer Tilly in Halloween costumes, riding a horse, hugging her grandma. He snorted and tossed it aside. It landed near Tiffany.

She was turning in a circle, letting a satin pink dress wrap around her. "If this was in red or black, I'd die!" She was exclaiming. "What do you think, Chucky?" No answer. "Me too, I really need more red clothing. What's this?" She had seen the photo album.

Tiffany stuck her arms out the top of her satin cocoon and opened the book. "Aw!" she gasped. "How sweet is this!"

"What did you find, Mum?" Glen popped out of the Christmas box, completely tangled in purple tinsel. He was clutching a red ornament.

"It's a photo album of Jennifer's childhood," Tiffany replied, flipping through the pages. "Aw!" She looked up to get her family to look with her. "Hey- oh, Glenda! Let me untangle you." She shed her own fabrics.

"What is this? It's beautiful." Glen showed her the glittery Christmas ornament.

"Oh, Glenda... you don't know what Christmas is?" Tiffany said in a hushed voice. She glanced back at the photo album. Glen barely knew what fun was! "CHUCKY!"

Chucky burst out of a pile of slashed cardboard and junk. "Look what I found!" He held up a flimsy Bongos set. "Fuck yeah!"

Tiffany ignored him. "Chucky, we need to give Glenda a proper childhood," she announced. "Filled with memories, and Christmas, and... and..." she saw the bongos. "Music! That's it!" She rushed over. "Gimme them."

"Back off!" Chucky held them tight. "I found them first. First thing Glen needs to experience besides murder- a PARTY!" Since the drums were taller than him, he hopped into a box in order to reach the tops. Drumming out a frenzied rhythm, the doll began to sing.

"Boom digga-boom digga-boom boom BOOM!" He shouted. "Let's bring down this whole goddamn room!"

"Bop boppa-dop boppa-dop dum DUM!" Tiffany echoed. "Watch out world, here we come!"

"Drumming, drumming, drumming!" The dolls sang as Glen stared. "The Ray family is coming! Drumming, drumming, drumming! The Ray family is coming! The Ray family is coming! The Ray family is coming!"

"Bang banga-dang banga-dang bop BOP!" Chucky bellowed. "You drum now son, and don't you stop!"

Glen scrambled up and started pounding on the drumheads. "Crash, crasha-cash crasha-bash wham WHAM! I this song and I love my fam!"

Chucky was on the floor, whirling around with Tiffany. Their patterings hit peak excitement as all three dolls sang:

"Drumming, drumming, drumming! The Ray family is coming! Drumming, drumming, drumming! The Ray family is coming! The Ray family is coming! The Ray family is COMING!"

AN: The Drumming Song is from the old Backyardigans show! If you read til the end of this chapter, thanks! Maybe leave a review?:)