Disclaimer: I no own no manga, and none anime, and I no want be broke, not on new years day! PWEASE NO SUE!!!!!
Ok, this is the fruits basket Singing Game. Every furuba character is going to sing a song, and if they won't do it or if they mess up, they have to kiss someone! Okay! Here we go, the beautiful young gir-guy yuki-kun is first!
Me: ok, yuki you have to go first. Hmmmm, what shall I make you sing???
Yuki: oh, please, god, nothing awful!
Me: kyou-kun, what should yuki sing for us?
Kyou: evil laughter make him sing a james blunt song. Serve him right.
Me: huh, that's actually a pretty good idea. Ok, sing….'High'.
Yuki: groan fine. Gimme the words.
Me: gives yuki words to song.
Yuki: oh my god.
Beautiful dawn, lights up the shore for me,
There is nothing else in the world,
I'd rather wake up and see, With you,
Beautiful dawn, I'm just chasing time again,
Thought I would die a lonely man, In endless night,
But now I'm high, running wild among all the stars above,
Sometimes, it's hard to believe you, remember me…..
(sings the rest of the song)
Me: yay! Yuki-kun sang for us beautifully! Ok, baka neko san is next.
Kyou: what did you just call me?
Me: bakaneko-san. that's your name. anyway, since you helped with yuki's he gets to help with yours, okaaaaaaaaaay?????
Kyou: WHHHHAAAAAAATTTT???????
Yuki: evil laugh with pleasure, Sumi-kun. Might I recommend 'Kill a kitten' by stephen lynch? It's very happy song. What do you think, kyou, sumi?
Kyou: NOOOO!
Me: yay! You're so smart yuki-kun! Okay! Kyou, sing 'Kill a kitten'.
Kyou: no! I won't sing it!
Me: is that a refusal?
Kyou: yes! It is a very obvious clear refusal.
Me: he said no. oh, goody.
Kyou: why does that make you so happy?
Me: evil laughter because if you refuse you have to kiss someone!
Kyou: whaaat?!? Who?
Me: hmmmm…..that's tough. Kagura, not counting you, who do you think?
Kagura: who do I think? How about…..oh my god!
Me: you just had the same idea I did, didn't you?
Kagura: oh definitely.
Me: kyou, you have to kiss……
Me and kagura: YUKI!
Yuki and kyou: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!?
Me: do it or sing the song.
Kyou: aww, hell. Fine.
Fangirls: yaaaayyyyyyyy!
Yuki: why would I even agree to that??????!??????
Me: because if you don't I'll hug you in school.
Yuki: ok fine.
(yuki and kyou kiss.)
Me: omg! Omg! OMG! That was so freakin fantastic! Yaoi!!!!!!
(yuki and kyou wash their mouths out with soap)
Me: ok, that was really short but I have homework. See you next time with a longer one. It will have tohru, kagura, and shigure, but I'm not telling what happens. That's for me to know and you to find out january 1st.