The Chronicles of Insanity

By: Helen Jiang (author) and MysticChaos(co-author)

DARE TO ENTERRR!!

Prologue (author)

(LeT tHe InSaNiTy BeGiN!)

Yami-Marik awoke inside Marik as he was on his way to Yugi's Game Shop. "Muhuhahaha!" snickered Yami-Marik. He hid himself in the depths of the Millennium Rod. "Fools, I cannot be beaten by the likes of Yugi. I WILL HAVE REVENGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" sneered Yami-Marik as he concealed himself.

Odion roamed the streets, looking for an ice cream stand so he could buy an ice cream bar for his Master Marik. He looked at his bald/shiny head in his reflection. People laughed at him for having so little hair. In his mind, he made a note to visit the wig shop later.

Marik felt stupid. He felt like a fool. Isis wanted him to do something nice for a really big change. "Why does my mad fool of a sister make me write my "good" ideas down?" At this moment, the Yami-Marik inside him took control, feeding poisonous thoughts into his mind. This time, Yami-Marik made sure to send away that fool, Odion, for ice cream so he couldn't be stopped. He fled in terror as Isis entered the room. "I can't think of anything." Marik said stupidly. But Isis was already absorbed in the TV show, Yu-Yu Hakusho. Yami-Marik jumped out form his hiding place and left the room.

(Note: this has nothing to do with the chapters after Chapter 3.)

Chapter 1 (author)

Yami-Marik was in a terrible mood. Isis had caught Marik trying to sneak away during a commercial break of Yu-Yu Hakusho. Marik looked down at his blank paper. All he could think of was the nightmare of the Battle City Finals. Suddenly, he had an idea! I'll donate some of my hair! (He was thinking about baldy head, Odion.) Writing it down, he tried to get out of the room but was caught again by Isis during another commercial break. "Alright, you can go…" said Isis when she saw the idea. "TO THE PHAROAH TO APOLOGIZE YOU SON OF A BI(A?)TCH!" (Grumble Grumble) Isis led Marik to Grandpa's Game Shop. Ding dong. Grandpa opened the door. "Yugi has been expecting you." Said Grandpa. "Ring ring ring, Ring ring ring, phone call, phone call!" Isis picked up her cell phone. "Sorry Gramps, Marik will have to come another time. Let's go." "AREN'T YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHING? I'M PRACTICALLY BROKE!" yelled Grandpa. People stopped walking and stared at him. (Clamps his hand to his mouth and runs away in embarrassment. Wets

his pants.) Isis leaves Marik at the wig shop to donate some of his crazy hair. The cutter was watching Rurouni Kenshin. He accidentally shaved off all of Marik's hair during an action scene. Marik closely resembled a younger Odion. "Oopsies… laughed the cutter. Looks like you will have to get a wig…" "I'll have any wig in the Egyptian section." Marik said cantankerously. At the same time, Odion had his scrap of hair shaved off. "Hmm… We could make a wig out of this. I'll put it in the Egyptian section since we there is none there right now.

DUM DUM DUM…

(The HorrOrr!)