Hermione stabbed Voldy in the crotch.. Voldy leaned over and said, "Oh no!"

then he died, and Hermione became queen of the wizarding world! yays!

After, Hermione married Draco, because draco was a sexy beast. Ron discovered

that he was gay, and Harry realized he was a hermaphrodite. Pansy started making

out with Blaise, and Dumbledore, Crabbe, and Goyle had a threesome. While Minerva

and Severus though they were special.

Then the world ended. Hurrah for all!

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