Summary: Bloody Hell! What happened to you, doctor?

The 11th doctor gets a haircut without Amy and Rory knowing. No more said. Pre season 7-1. 11th Doctor

A/N- hey! I was on a trip in a big white van when I got this idea. K+ for mild language. Written in third person.

Doctor

"Doctor? What are you doing here?" Asked Rory and Amy. They hadn't seen him in ten years, and he shows up. How?

"Well, I figured out a way to get here. Turns out that vortex manipulators work, even here. I'm so glad to see you!"

"Ya, me too, but something's up, doctor. What's wrong." Asked Amy.

"Nothing, it's nothing. I just can't stay right now, but I'll be back later."

"Okay, but doctor, be safe out there."

"Okay" he replied as Amy and Rory saw him fizzle into a flash of light as he used the manipulator.

"Wonder where he's going." Said Rory.

*Meanwhile*

"Yes, hello." Said the doctor, "kissing" the lady on both cheeks.

"Yes, sir, and what would you like today?"

"Well, um, here's the thing, I don't know."

"Well sir, this is going to be fabulous."

(a/n If you couldn't tell, the doctor is at the hair salon.)

*Twenty minutes later*

The doctor walked outside, and zapped to Amy and Rory's house. He started walking around and was amazed at the place. They had put their own twenty-first century spin on the 20th century house.

"I would say come in." Shouted a voice from the kitchen. That voice was River's.

"River!" Cried the doctor. He started tearing up, knowing what having a new suit and haircut meant.

"Hello Sweet..." Said River as she walked over. She stopped talking as soon as she saw him.

"BLOODY HELL!" She shouted at the top of her lungs. Amy and Rory came running in, at a breakneck speed. They stopped immediently, and, as if in a sit-com, their jaws dropped in unison. The poof was gone. There was nothing there. I mean, there was hair there, but it couldn't have been more then one inch all over. Even shorter on the sides.

"So..." Said the doctor.

"Well..." Said Rory.

"Um..." Said Amy.

"It looks AMAZING!" Yelled River.

"You look great, my Raggedy Man." Replied Amy. Rory was still in shock.

"May I?" Asked the doctor.

"Let's go." Said River as they grabbed on, and in a flash, were at the TARDIS, ready to go to derillium.