Answer the effing phone!, a kingdom hearts fanfic

okay, so yeah. i was really bored and wanted to prank call someone, but people are already using the phone in my house
so i was like "Axel-kun would call someone..."
and i was reading rikuXsora yaoi, and also thought
"Riku would get pissed if Axel called"
so here's the product! hope ya like! if not then, i really don't know...

A phones ring cuts through the dark. Aquamarine eyes glance at the piece of plastic with disdain, clearly not wanting to talk right now.

vring vring...

Riku Takashi playing video games at the moment didn't quite feel like getting up and interrupting his game. He yells, "MOM! Answer the phone! I'm busy right now!" He ignores the rings as he continues mashing at the buttons on the controller.

vring vring...

"Mom, come on!!!" He whinned.

vring vring...

"GOD DAMN!!!" Riku angrily chucks the controller at the floor, striding over to the phone sitting on the dresser in his room.

"Hello?" Riku greets whoever it is with an annoyed tone.

"You could be a lot faster answering your phone." The voice sounds light and amused by Riku's tone.

"Whoever you are, just shut up!!" Riku growled angrily, ticked off by the cheery tone of whoever was on the other side of the line.

"I'm sure you'd like me to, but alas I won't."

"Who uses "alas" anymore, are you a fag?"

"What?!?!? Why in hell would you think I'm a fag?!?"

"Cause you used "alas" in a sentence. Not many people say that anymore... But anyways, who is this?"

"Wouldn't you like to know." Riku rolled his eyes.

"Actually yeah, that's why I'm asking, dumbass."

The voice sighs, giving in. " It's Axel." Riku pauses a moment, the name barely sounding familiar.

"Who???"

"A-X-E-L. Axel, you know, flurry of dancing flames, #8 of organization 13. Got it memorized?"

"…Oh hello...Fag..."

Riku hangs up and stomps back to his controller. Axel speaks to no one.

"Why does this always happen when I want to have a calm, nice chat with someone I know?" hangs up as well

EDIT:
Ugh, I hated this so badly I decided that I wanted to write it over again. There's barely anything good about this sighs It really needed a make-over.