Prime Evils: Comic Adventures
THE CHARACTERS!!!!!
Our heroes: The Three Brothers.
Diablo, The Lord of Terror. He's a big, tough, idiot with size, spikes and no brains. Everybody's buddy.
Mephisto, The Lord of Hatred. He's really angry all the time… He's also the smart one.
Baal, Lord of Destruction. He's so gay. I mean he's Liberacci gay. He loves wearing women's clothing.
Their Loveable Demon Friends.
Rakanishu: A jittery little Fallen One hero.
The Butcher: He's big…and smart.
Gharbad The Weak: His name says it all… He's also a goat.
Their Rivals: The Fabled Seven.
"Chival"Russ. He's a super noble, super geeky Paladin I the church of Zakaruum.
Big-Axe Pound-Fist. He's got a tiny head and big muscles. He's the group's barbarian.
"Buddha Guy". He's the nature/peace lovin' hippie, Buddhist Druid. He just "wuvs" his animals.
Turch. She's the super hot, super "out-there" big-breasted pyromaniac sorceress. Yep. She's hot.
Shik'al. She's an Amazon. You'd be a lesbian too, if you grew up in a society with only women, not even knowing men existed. She wants Turch bad.
Sirius. The group's friendly neighborhood psycho, I mean Necromancer. He's twitchy and has a friend named Kazoo, that only he can see.
Kutcha. She's the group's weapon-crazy, gun-loving assassin. So named Kutcha, 'cause she'll "Kut'cha… real good."
