DISCLAIMER! I don't own FFVII. I REALLY wish I did but I don't.
AND THIS IS YAOI! There will only be 3 chapters, and they get pretty 'mature' later on. :P
This was written with the help of a friend.
Empty beer cans and glasses littered the room as the party ended. Cloud, Reno and Zack sat around a small table, playing a love compatabilty game.
"Who shall we do now?" Reno asked, obviously bored as he wasn't allowed to drink.
"Cloud and Tifa?" Zack asked. Cloud just burped in reply to this. Zack rolled his eyes before working it out.
"96. No suprise..." Reno sighed and lay dow on the sofa he was on.
"Okay Okay, So whos next?" Zach asked, not really talking to anyone in particular.
"Uhh. Tifa and Yuffffiiieeeeee! hehe" Cloud slurred, obviously drunk. Zack looked at him before working out if they would make a 'couple'.
"Haha! They got 89!" Zack laughed. He looked at Yuffie, "She's passed out. I told her she couldn't handle it, but Noooo. She just wouldn't listen..." All the way through this conversation Vincent was sat, straddling Sephiroth's lap. All you could see was a moving mass of Black and Silver hair, Sephiroth's hand was worked into Vincents hair.
"Hey, Why don't we do those two?" Reno asked, laughing. He soon cringed when he heard Vincent moan. "Gross..." He muttered.
"93. They should be 99. You'd think that by looking at them wouldn't you?" Zack said.
"Yeah...I might go outside for abit..." Reno muttered as he stood up.
"Noooo! Zack still has to do me and yoouu burp. Zack! Me and Renooo!" Cloud giggled. Reno sighed as Cloud pushed him back onto the sofa. Cloud stood up and sat next to Reno. He then put his arm around Reno, who pushed him away, causing Cloud to fall on the floor giggling. Suddenly to everyones suprise, Vincent and Sephiroth decided to actually breathe, and turn around. When they saw Cloud on the floor, the burst out laughing. Zach then started laughing, but at something else.
"What?" Reno asked, with a blank expression plastered on his face.
"Hahaha! Either way I work it out, you two get 99! Thats the highest you can get!!" Cloud sat up, looked at Reno, giggled, then fell back onto the floor with a thud. At the same time, Reno spat out the water in his mouth, shouting, "What?!"
Sephiroth laughed, "See now, Vinnie has had 10 times more to drink than Cloud."
"But he's only been on the wine" Zack replyed. "3 bottles of wine actually. Yet he's sober as a priest" Sephiroth giggled. Vincent started to kiss his neck and mumbles something.
"Ewww. Thats gross..." Reno muttered, cringing. "Whats gross?" Zack asked. "I could have sworn I just heard Vincent say 'an extremely horny priest'" Reno replyed. Zack cringed too.
"Thats it, I'm going now..." Zack said, standing up. Cloud looked at Vincent and Sephiroth.
"Oi! No sex in my house! Oi Vincent...Sephiroth? OI! PRICK!" Cloud threw a bottle at them, completely missing them both. The only reply was Sephiroths middle finger on the back of Vincents head. Cloud stuck out his tongue and childishly blew a raspberry causing Reno to break out into a fit of laughter. Sephiroth stood up, holding Vincent bridal style, and half sprinted towards his car.
"Well I guess i'll be off then." Zack stood up and walked towards the door, closely followed by Cloud and Reno. Zack opened his car door, and as soon as he sat down Cloud has dived onto his lap.
"Your hair is so pretty!" Cloud snuggled into Zacks neck, making him shoot out of his seat, and out of his car. Cloud dumbly climbed out of the car and began staring aimlessly at his surroundings.
"Ooooh...Hey! Look! Vincent shaves his legs!!" Cloud shouted, as he pointed excitedly at Sephiroth's car. Reno looked in and instantly covered his eyes.
"Gross. I didn't need to see that..."
Zack laughed and said, "I guess they couldn't wait" Zack then got back into his car and searched his pockets for his keys.
"Hey Zack! You forgot the keys to the brumbrum!!" Cloud giggled.
"How the fuck did you get those?!" Zack asked, utterly confused.
"You want them? Come get them!" Cloud ran around Zacks car, laughing until he tripped and fell INTO Reno, knocking them both onto the floor. Strangely enough, they ended up in that 'Famous Wrong Position.' (I know it's Cliche')
Reno pushed Cloud off of him. "Get of me...Dumbass" Reno whined. Cloud crossed his legs and pouted at Reno. He mentally slapped himself. "Resist, Reno...Resist." He told himself.