Welcome to my new story that I had in mind for so long. After watching andnreading some more Attack on Titan to refresh my knowledge, I decided to make this story. You can find the bio of the MC on my Wattpad site. Hope you enjoy it. For future info, he looks like Hijikata Toshizo from Fate/Grand Order, only a little bit younger and that he has black hair with white roots and green eyes with sliths.

The day Wall Maria was destroyed and the Titans began to overrun it was the most tragic day of humanity. Many lifes were lost while only a few managed to escape. The day was not only a tragedy for the humans, but also for the Titans. That day it was proven to everbody that they only have one fate.

Death.

It was shown when one certain person charged the Titans. One would thing of it as suicide, but he fought agains them. It would be better to call it a massacre. He killed around 80% of the Titans that breched the Wall while heavily wounding the three abnormal Titans. He was from that day know as one of the two "humanities strongest".

On this present day, he decided to stop with his constant dissapearances and train some youngsters who were brave enough to join the Recon Corp.

(Present time, Zane's POV)

I just got back from another expedition or as I like to call it a hunt. I had my standart uniform (Toshizo's 1'st outfit) as I was making my way towards the barrack. There I was tasked to train (read break and reform) a new group of soldiers. Most of them would probably be aiming for some "safe" job inside the Wall. Hope there are at least some brave people who actually have the guts to go outside the walls. For me, it was like a walk in a park. A park full of human-eating giants who don't have the brains to wear pants.

As I neared the barracks, I thought about the Wall Maria incident. No matter how I look at it, it was so god damn fun. for me at least. Titans verywere. Which meant: more sword practise for me. I even faced against three abnormal Titans.

The Collosal, Armored and Female Titan.

For the first time in so mayn years I feel excided. But that quickly turned into dissapointment. The moment I slashed the Collosal one and wounded the Armored and Female one, they ran away. While most Titans are brain dead, those appeared to be at least some way smart. That day I managed to save some people who were about to be eaten, so that meant I as like 6-7 years free of making any good deed.

When I got at the baracks I could hear shouting. So I decided to investigate it. The sigt in front of me was the person who was supposed to act as my assistent was walking and examinating the recruits. I also noticed that nobody noticed me (guess Anime logic does work and is real) so I silently walked behind Shadis to hear im just finishing his talk. So taking a deep breatt, I shouted.

"HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY?!"

Their reaction was priceless as they screamed like little bitches. When the noticed who I was, they immediatley stood still and saluted me. I gave a quick look at the people here.

"So those are the new recruits?" I aksed as Shaids nodded, still a little starled by my apearance.

"Yes, sir." he answere be before turning to the recruits. "Now listen up, cadets! This is Captain Commander Zane Zaraki! He will be your drill sergant till your here! You should consider your self glad that he decided to take his time to train you!"

Did I forget to say that I became some sort of celebrity after my massacre in the Shigabshina Districk? Well now you know.

The recruits stared at me as I cought lightly in my hand and began my speach. One hell of a spech to be precise.

"Im not exactly the person who makes speeches, but I will make this one excepton. You all are here with the goal in mind to help humanity. But how are you going to do it?" no one said anything. Good. "There are multiple way to do soo. But all of them start from this boot camp. Here you will decide which path you will take: being some little bitches and live inside the Wall's or explore outside the Walls knowing that while risking your life you will help humanity. Now I want every one who want's to life in the Inner Districk's to rise their hand's."

Like excepted, a lot of them did that.

"Good, now I want every one who wants to go outside and kill Titans to raise their hands."

Some of them, maybe less that 10 raised their hands. Guess there are some brave bitches here.

"Now I want the ones who want to live inside to look at the future Titan killers." They did as I told them. "Those are the people that will make a difference to this world. That also means that I will train the extra hard. Some of you will maybe quit during my training. Some of you will probably die. Some of you probaly won't be able to have sex again. But that will not happen if you decide to work together. We will unite our powers, no matter what we are. Man, women. Young, old. White, black. Straight, gay, bi. The point is that thoe next years you will learn how to fight and think. Now you all can start for today with Shadis while I go and take a nap. Peace out." and so without leting anybody stop me, I leaft the training ground.

(That evening)

I was sitting on my porch and reading a book about a killer letter that when read, you will die in 7 days.

"Captain Commander, sir." a voice brought caught my attention as I looked at the cadent in front of me. For some reason he looked kind of familiar.

"Do you need anything, cadent?" I asked him as he grew confused.

"No I just wanted to ask you something. But first I have to thank you. "Thank me? For what? "I don't know if you remember but when Wall Maria was breached, you not only saved me nd my sister, but also my mother who was about to be eaten."

Now that he said it, I remember shooting a Titans with a shit-eating grin and saving a woman. On of my best headshoots, even if it was at point blank range.

"No need to thank ... eh what was your name again?" I bluntly asked.

"Eren Jaeger." Jaeger? The german word for hunter. Interesting indead.

"Right. Now what did you want to ask me?" I said while pointing at the free chair next to me in which he sat.

"Well, I just wanted to kno: how? How did you become so strong that you can kill Titans with either a shoot of your rifle or a slash with your sword?" he asked as I was silent for a moment before laughting.

"Kid, there are two types of people. The first one are the ones you see every day. Just regular faces in the crowd, easily forgotten. And there are people like me. We are remembered for eternity for our courage, sense of humor and making of references. That's because we are LEGEN... wait for it ..."

There was silence until Eren decided to speak. "Eh, dary."

I turned towards him with a nasty glare and bitch slapped him. "Bitch, who told you to interupt my moment!" I calmed dow for a second before continuing. "Anyway, you only can decide which path you will take. Now go to bed. You have a big day tomorow."

(The next morning)

And the first day began as I read over which lessons I will show those people. Time to turn them from Titan bitches to my bitches. It will be even more funnier after I figured out that there are 5 Titans Shifters here. And that they will certanly be traumitized of the next lections.

Politic

"Now you all know what happens to people who break the law." they all nodded. "Good, now can somebody say that to me since I forgot?" several of them sweetdroped as one of them, I think her name was Misaka.

"They are sent for several years to San Quenton." she said bluntly. And my reaction was pretty bad.

"Ugh! Ughhh! San Quenton!? God, they fucking in San Quenton. Well the girls are kind of safe, but the guys are fucked, litteraly." the girls relased a sigh of relif as the guys tensed even more.

"It's not bad as we heard, right?" one of them, Reiner, asked. I almost feel sorry to burst his bubble.

"If you heard everybody fucking it is. May as well call it San Fucking. Everybody gets the dick. There is a big chance some of you guys will be somebody's bitch. Several years of this." I proceded to slap my palm on the other palm. "You know what this is? That's a big fat ass man on your pale white ass. You don't want him no more, so he tagged the next guy in. He is like a rabbit. And you don't want him no more, so here comes the guy that want's to rub your face. So the lection today is that is better to be eaten by a Titan then end up in San Quenton.

No ones POV

Reiner and Berthold had the same thought as the Captain Commander finished his lection.

"We better finish this mission or else we're fucked. Litteraly."

Anni on the other hand had her own thoughts as she glanced at her two comanions.

"Heh, suckers."

Zane's POV, Titan biology

I was standin in front of a bound Titan as I began my lecture.

"Now I will teach you how you should fight a Titan and it's weak spots. Before you must kno ... what's up with the faces?" true to my words everybody had a shocked look. When I turned to look where they were looking, I noticed that the Titan was trying to eat my hand that was pointing at him. There was silence as it noticed me glaring at him.

Eren's POV

There are many way I though that Captain Commander Zane was going to punish the Titan. But this was just crazy.

"No one."

*SLAP*

"Tries."

*SLAP*

"To."

*SLAP*

"Eat."

*SLAP*

"My arm."

*SLAP*

He was currenly bitch slaping the Titan. The Titan even began to cry as he didn't stop his assault. It lasted for a few more moments before the Titan couldn't take it anymore and died.

To kill a Titan with just slapping. That guy is seriously a bat shit crazy demon.

Attack on Titan Junior High

We see Zane, Levi and Hanji sitting, drinking tea and having a nice, relaxing conversation. Well, Zane and Hanji had it as Levi just listened to them. And he regreted it.

"And so my Aunt Shaneequa moved because her old house had mice's." Zane said while drinking his tea.

"Wait, I thought she had rats." said Hanji as Levi knew another of their "talk's" was coming.

"No, rats are outside, mice are inside."

"But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?"

"I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'."

"That's because it's a rat, fool!"

"Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there!"

After hearing their conversation, Levi couldn't help but to facepalm and wonder why he still hung around with those two morons.

Now I hope you found it good an more importanly, funny. This is just a test chapter to see how the story goes. When I publish the other first chapters, I will decide which story will I focus on after I reach a certain part in my Overlord story. Now, tomorow I don't know on which story to work but I will see.

So see ya all next time. Peace out.