A/N: I made this up just for laughs. It's not real, and if you think it is, you may need help. Written for the HP Potions Comp- Fatiguing Potion. Enjoy!
How to Make Your Own Love Potion.
Step one. Try to talk to the person first. If they talk to you, try developing a friendship of some sort. If you can get the person to like you naturally, then there is no need for love potions or other chemical help.
Step two. If step one didn't work, you obviously have some personality issues. Maybe a life coach is needed? However, if you aren't into that, but are into Potion making, check out step three.
Step three. Congratulations! You are finally on your way to making a love potion and forcing someone to fall in love with you.
Step four. Find something to cook the potion in. Perhaps a cauldron, or even a pot or bucket. Anything that can hold liquid would do.
Step five. Mix together water, cinnamon and spice, maybe everything nice? Because deep down we all want that fluffy sort of love.
Step six. To make the potion work perfectly, you need something of the other persons. Maybe a hair, or some blood? If you are squeamish, then you probably should not be making this potion. You will be drinking them later on. Unless you are a vampire or are just into that sort of stuff. There's no judging here.
Step seven. And the final ingredient: happiness. If you want the person you're forcing into love to be happy, you need to include something that makes you happy. Whether it'd be your favorite pair of socks, a food, your neighbor's cat, whatever. Just plop it right in, happiness guaranteed.
Step eight. Mix it all together. Your potion should now be a dark gray, looking like sloppy mush. It will probably smell really bad. And taste really bad. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right?
Step nine. Let the potion simmer. You really need to give it time for everything to break down and go together. Be sure to give it a stir every so often to really help it all blend.
Step ten. After about ten hours, your love potion should now be complete. Be careful though, it's still hot! Let it sit at room temperature for about a day to let it solidify a bit.
Step eleven. Finally! Your love potion is done and ready to use! However, the hard part has yet to come.
Step twelve. You need to drink your yummy potion. And just remember, you cannot wash it down with anything else, or it will not work! And if you throw up, it won't work either, just keep that in mind.
Step thirteen. This is a bit tricky. The person who you want to love you also needs to drink some of the love potion. However, the way to get them to do just that is up to you. Be creative! This is all part of the fun.
Step fourteen. If you successfully managed to get someone to drink your love potion, then congratulations! You have done it! The person now loves you, and only you.
Step fifteen. For there to be lasting effects, the potion must be consumed by both parties every two days.
Warning: Not every person reacts to the potion in the same way, and if you have an allergic reaction, please seek medical attention immediately.
Warning: Forcing someone to love you isn't all it's cracked up to be so if you change your mind, feel free to stop administering the potion at any time.
Warning: There may be possible side-effects, such as warts, nausea, vomiting, or sudden death, that are permanent.
Warning: Articcat621 industries is not responsible for any bodily, mental, or spiritual harm that comes to you while making our products.
Have a nice (love-filled) day!