A/N Okay, so I finally gave in to curiosity and watched the final episode of True Blood. The plot may be wildly out of control, but I have to admit, I love that Eric's become the "good guy," and Billith is all lined up to be a bad-guy…though who the hell knows how this will actually roll. ALSO, my children's book Solstice Moon Solstice Sun will be available this week! Check it out at brigids hearth press and the Solstice Moon Solstice Sun FB page. Link is also on my profile page.
"I Am Billith"
(Sung to the tune of "I Am Woman" with apologies to Helen Reddy)
I am Billith, hear me roar
As I ooze up from the floor
Viewers know too much to go back an' pretend
That this plot line will resolve
And in season six evolve
Into something that's coherent one again.
CHORUS
Oh yes I'm a prick
But it's prickdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am Billith!
Vamps can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to become an arch-asshole
Cause I came back even stronger
While my anxious fan base ponders
Whether ANY script can save my character's role!
CHORUS
Oh yes I'm a prick
But it's prickdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am Billith!
I am Billith watch me grow
From the gooey slime below
As I spread my gory arms and bare my fangs
Eric/Sookie gaze in shock
At my embryonic c*ck
(I can hear her thoughts, and what she thinks is, "Dang!")
Oh yes I'm a jerk
But it's jerkdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am Billith
Oh, I am Billith
FADE
I am Billith
I am invincible
I am strong
(But have no schlong)