A/N: Hey, I have a little note for y'all, we, that is my creative consultant (thank you for your invaluable encouragement and ideas) and I, own nothing, not the X-Men franchise, nor Tokyo mew mew. I should also alert you to the fact that we will be parodying quite a lot of other franchises throughout this story, we will put disclaimers where necessary. And also a great big thank you to ColdFusion180 for the hilarious stories that inspired me to attempt writing X-Men: Evolution fanfictions myself. There may be some quips in there regarding locations/cities/countries and perhaps mild religious innuendos, we mean no offense, we will mock everything including ourselves, so do not take offense, non of it is serious.

CRASH! BANG! SMASH!

"OKAY, THAT IS IT!" Screeched an enraged Magneto. "I NEED NEW RECRUITS! SANE RECRUITS! Acolytes; assemble!" he used his powers to ensure that everyone in the base got the message.

Within five minutes all five of Magneto's employees were lined up in the control room.

"Mags, why're we here? I was just about to burn a pile of socks I found in storage room twelve!" whined Pyro.

"Never mind that," snapped Magneto "we're going on a recruiting trip!"

"All of us?" asked Mastermind

"Of course, I wouldn't leave you all here to destroy the base and God knows what else!"

"Of course; because you have ultimate control over us all when you're with us." Remy quipped

Pyro raised his hand. "Question. Where're we going?"

"That's why I assembled you. To come up with ideas on where potential applicants might be hiding."

"I vote we go to the motorbike show in Texas, there could be mutant biker fans who..."

"NO!" Magneto cut Sabertooth off mid-sentence. "We don't have time for distractions."

"If I were to try to disguise myself I would go somewhere that is already so diverse and random that nobody would ever bat an eyelid if my powers acted up." Mused Colossus.

They all looked at each other and exclaimed, "Tokyo!"

Within half an hour hotel rooms were booked, bags were packed and they had clambered into the travelling spheres.

After about 15 hours (including stops) the Acolytes had arrived in Tokyo and were now bickering over room distribution.

"Okay we have three rooms; a deluxe suite with a single bed and a balcony, a room with two single beds, and a room with three beds." Said Magneto, "and so we won't be bickering in the hall at two in the morning we shall have rock, paper, scissors tournament to decide who goes where. We shall split into three groups, the losers of those rounds will take the triple room, then the three winners will come together and play, the first person to be the odd one out will take the double room, then the loser of the finalists shall be the other occupant of the double room and the winner takes the deluxe room."

After the rock, paper, scissors tournament and two mini-fistfights later it was decided that Pyro, Colossus and Gambit were to take the triple room, Mastermind and Sabertooth were to have the double room and an incredibly smug Magneto was to take the deluxe room.

"I knew he didn't give us those signet rings as an employee rewards system." Grumbled Sabretooth.

A/N: Thank you, my dear audience for reading, Thank you again my creative consultant lets just call you Penfold Ghetts, that can be your pen/consultant name. Feel free to favourite and review and remember; flames are best left to Pyro. Ciao.