Synopsis: prompt for FemaleSpock. Artegor makes a fool of himself. Past fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Galactik Football or Artegor or this computer… Yes! I mean, I do own my computer but nothing else, really.
What were you thinking?
Sometimes Artegor was feeling lonely. Aarch and Adim were now dating and Norata was engaged and about to get married. The other players of the Akilian team all had partners or didn't care and he wished he had a partner, too. All these couples looked so happy… well, there was nothing much he could do about it.
He was walking in a street and decided to pay a visit to the brothers. Norata's flower shop was never crowded at this time of the day, after all. Artegor knocked at the door and nobody answered. He entered and found the shop empty. Someone was talking in one of the greenhouses. He came closer to listen and identified Aarch's voice.
"Mine is bigger than yours!" he said triumphantly.
"I think mine looks better", Norata answered. "Size doesn't matter."
"It looks nice, indeed. Do you think Adim will appreciate mine?"
"Aarch, believe me: there's no girl on Akilian who dislike it when you show her this kind of thing", Norata said.
Artegor frowned. What were the brothers talking about? He listened intently and Aarch talked again:
"You mean, you and Keira…"
"She loves it! She loves the touch, the smell… That kind of thing makes her happy for days."
"Yeah, but you know, Adim and Keira have opposite personalities…"
"It doesn't matter! All girls enjoy it."
"If you say so. Indeed, yours looks harder and better than mine. How long can it last?"
"Well, it depends on how the girl takes care of it, you know."
"Can I touch yours?"
That was the most disgusting thing Artegor had ever heard! "Aren't you ashamed?" he shouted while entering the greenhouse. "Women need to be respected! How dare you talking about showing them your…"
And he stopped in the middle of a sentence. The two brothers were staring at him, holding a potted plant each.
"What are you talking about, Artegor?" Aarch asked.
"What were you talking about?"
"We were comparing the plants we want to offer our girlfriends tonight", Norata answered. "What were you thinking of?"
The end…