Hi guys!My brother earned the right to a one-shot, with him picking the topic, so blame him for this crap, NOT ME!
Home of the Lizard-Men.
By Alfred F. Jones
Today, I finally gained proof that aliens are real! In California, Hollywood to be exact, a colony of lizard-men crash-landed.
AND I GOT FOOTAGE!
Finally,I can prove to England that they're real!AAAAAAAAnyways,here's the documentary:
Alfred: Hey dudes!The skies are busy here in CA today, but-WHOA!*Epic crashing noise*Did you SEE THAT?!
Kiku: Hai…do we investigate,Arfred-san?
Alfred: Hellz yes!
***Three hours later***
Kiku: …And that's the story!
Yea, stinks. BLAME THE IDIOT SHIP! HIS IDEA!