This is my first Hetalia FanFic I adore Hetalia so this is fun for me to write even though I don't really have an actual plot so yay!

"He's not here?" America shouted (but isn't he always shouting?)

"Nowhere to be found." England replied

"He didn't come to his own Bachelor party?" France asked

"Does that mean the party is cancelled? aru" China asked face falling

"Heck no! I've been planning this party for a week!" America assured everyone heroically "the party will continue with or without Canada!"

the rest of the group cheered, Canada was thanking everyone for coming and trying to explain to America that he was indeed there.

"Hon, Hon ,Hon." France laughed as he turned up the radio blasting We r who we r

"WHOO! ke$ha!" America cheered! and the party ensued

the party had not gone on for very long when Russia ((Fangirls cheer)) came in with vodka and other various alcoholic drinks.

"Oh yeah!" Poland snatched some Vodka and the rest of the party followed. soon the majority of the party was drunk as a skunk! Among the people who weren't drunk and claimed to be the designated drivers were Switzerland Austria and England. There were two who werent legal to drink yet... Latvia and Sealand who hadn't really been invited because the party was supposed to be for countries only...

Switzerland, England and Austria were sitting in a corner watching the chaos.

"Why aren't you drinking England?" Austria asked politely

"Well I figured that I'd have to drive America and France home, since they wouldn't be able to." England explained

"I thought they were talking about staying the night here?" said Austria

"Oh, were they?" England asked

"Yes, actually America said they were, for the specific reason of letting you have a few, I mean how often can you drink as much as you want for free?" Switzerland said trying to include himself in the conversation

"Oh I don't really like anything they've got." Iggy scanned the room and caught sight of some Rum... "Actually I rather like rum... I think I will have a couple glasses."

And as we all know VERY well England cannot hold his Liqour...

Soon Switzerland and even Sweden and Finland who had just gotten there were getting drunk too Austria was the only one who wasn't drunk (Even Latvia and Sealand were getting drunk for the first time.) but he was sleeping so it wasn't like he was keeping the peace although I can't say that things would have been any less hectic if he was.

"WAAAHH!" China shouted swinging from the chandelier

America and France were singing along with ke$ha and dancing like they were drunk, which they were.

The only time Canada was noticed was when he was drunk stripping on his kitchen table.