disclaimer: Don't own them, just make them neurotic.
warning: contains shounen ai and no plot what so ever
"What's taking you so long?"
"Just making sandwhiches."
"How long does it take to make a peanutbutter and jelly sandwhich?"
"Not very long."
"So what's taking _you_ so long?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Well, please hurry up. I need an extra hand to remove this."
"Comming."
"What's all that for?"
"What? Oh. You mean the chocolate pudding and Nutella (sorry! it just seemed to fit)? I just thought they might taste good on a peanutbutter and jelly sandwhich. Now, what did you need help removing? Your clothes?"
"Jyou!"
"Yes?"
"You're suposed to be helping me take this apart, not flirting with me!"
"Oh. I guess I'll take that as a 'no'."
"Yes."
"Yes? That was a..."
"No! I meant that as an afirmative to your 'no'."
"Oh. So what do you want me to do?"
"Just hold this out of the way while I pull this out."
"Do you want to eat after this?"
"Uh...sure... And ... all done."
"Good. I was getting pretty hungry."
"Hungry, or..."
"Hungry or what?"
"Nevermind."
"Hmmm. This actually tastes pretty good."
"With all that stuff on it? Make sure none of it gets on the carpet. My parents just had it cleaned."
"Don't worry. I'm always careful. You should try some."
"True. You are."
"Oops! Sorry about that. I thought I outgrew my klutziness."
"Jyou!"
"Well, at least I didn't get any on the carpet."
"Yes, but you got my leg! Would you please hand me a tissue?
"Oh, that's okay. I'll get it myself."
"Jyou!"
"You like saying my name, don't you?"
"Jyou! Stop it! That tickles!"
"I thought you didn't want this on the carpet."
"But I didn't mean for you to clean it up with your _toung_!"
"Fine. I'll stop. Clean it up yourself."
"It would have been much simplier if you had just used a tissue."
"He, Kou-chan. You missed a spot."
"Where? I don't see any else?"
"Here."
"Jyou! I just got the other glop off!"
"You missed another spot."
"Jyou!"
"You _do_ like saying my name."
"Would you please hand me another tissue?"
"Oh, it's alright..."
"Jyou! Not again!"
warning: contains shounen ai and no plot what so ever
"What's taking you so long?"
"Just making sandwhiches."
"How long does it take to make a peanutbutter and jelly sandwhich?"
"Not very long."
"So what's taking _you_ so long?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Well, please hurry up. I need an extra hand to remove this."
"Comming."
"What's all that for?"
"What? Oh. You mean the chocolate pudding and Nutella (sorry! it just seemed to fit)? I just thought they might taste good on a peanutbutter and jelly sandwhich. Now, what did you need help removing? Your clothes?"
"Jyou!"
"Yes?"
"You're suposed to be helping me take this apart, not flirting with me!"
"Oh. I guess I'll take that as a 'no'."
"Yes."
"Yes? That was a..."
"No! I meant that as an afirmative to your 'no'."
"Oh. So what do you want me to do?"
"Just hold this out of the way while I pull this out."
"Do you want to eat after this?"
"Uh...sure... And ... all done."
"Good. I was getting pretty hungry."
"Hungry, or..."
"Hungry or what?"
"Nevermind."
"Hmmm. This actually tastes pretty good."
"With all that stuff on it? Make sure none of it gets on the carpet. My parents just had it cleaned."
"Don't worry. I'm always careful. You should try some."
"True. You are."
"Oops! Sorry about that. I thought I outgrew my klutziness."
"Jyou!"
"Well, at least I didn't get any on the carpet."
"Yes, but you got my leg! Would you please hand me a tissue?
"Oh, that's okay. I'll get it myself."
"Jyou!"
"You like saying my name, don't you?"
"Jyou! Stop it! That tickles!"
"I thought you didn't want this on the carpet."
"But I didn't mean for you to clean it up with your _toung_!"
"Fine. I'll stop. Clean it up yourself."
"It would have been much simplier if you had just used a tissue."
"He, Kou-chan. You missed a spot."
"Where? I don't see any else?"
"Here."
"Jyou! I just got the other glop off!"
"You missed another spot."
"Jyou!"
"You _do_ like saying my name."
"Would you please hand me another tissue?"
"Oh, it's alright..."
"Jyou! Not again!"