One day, while Harry was walking towards the potions dungeon, with Ron and Hermione, he saw Malfoy.

" Hey Potter, are you scared to step your foot in the dungeon?" said Malfoy.

This is one thing that is very usual. Therefore Harry just ignored.

"Hey Potter, I found your secret..."

Malfoy took out an object. A muggle object. He pushed a button. And out illuminated a show. It shows that Potter is kissing Cho Chang! Everyone laughed, the Slytherins laughed out the most.

" This is what they call a lay-zer thingy, Potter, in my case if you don't know."
Off they laughed.

Harry felt very angry, now that was a fake joke! He took off his wand. And pointed his wand at Malfoy. But suddenly, Pansy Parkinson blocked the wand ray, and she turned into cockcroach.
Malfoy, was too clumsy, and he accidently stepped on Pansy! Pansy is now squashed and couldn't move at all!

" Pansy! My dear Pansy! Are you alright?" cried Malfoy.

And off he went to the hospital wing with Pansy-the-squashed-cockroach.

End of Part one. Please see part two.