Author: Kate
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, and actually, the plot line isn't mine either, I borrowed it from a friend...
Buffy looked down at the gaping wound in her chest. 'oh damn' she thought and gurgled her last breath.
A little while later......
Buffy looked around.
"Hey God, so I hear you have all the answers?"
"Yes"
Buffy looked please, "That's good, cuz man, I just have so many questions!"
"What is it that you wish to know my child?"
"Well, for starters, what is the meaning of the universe? What is the answer to all things?"
"42"
"Huh?"
"Oh never mind, it's a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you wouldn't get it."
"Uh, well, okay...here's another one, I have unfinished business on Earth, could you maybe like, snap your fingers and return me to my corporeal form? It wouldn't have to be for long, there's just someone I need to talk to."
God shrugged and snapped his fingers.
Buffy appeared back on Earth. She was very happy that God had granted her request.
Buffy began to walk and call out Spike's name, "Hey Spike!!! Here Spike!! Here boy!"
Spike appeared, "Buffy! I thought you were...well..I thought you were deceased!"
"Yeah, I was..long story."
Spike sat down, "No problem, I've got time, let's here it."
"Well, you may have time, but I don't. I'm only here to tell you one thing."
"What's that?"
"Well, Spike, before I died, you told me that you loved me. I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry, but I don't return your feelings. I'm in love with Principal Snyder."
Spike looked shocked, "But Buffy, this is B/S fic, you can't be in love with Snyder!"
Buffy looked confused, "A bullshit fic?"
Spike sighed, "No, a Buffy loves Spike fic, get with the program!"