once upon a time there was a flower
it was a sweet ass flower
who knows where it came from
the sun
the love of a child
aliens
anyway it grew up high in the mountains where it was treacherous for normal folks
but if you sang to it
youd have immortality or someshit
there was also a kingdom
and a king and queen ruled it
they were aight i guess
they were gonna have a kid too
but then the queen got sick
so the king thought
that sweet ass flower will heal my wifey
so all the kings horses and all the kings men went to go get it
but then there was a witch
she hogged the flower
what a bitch
sharing is caring
she kept it hidden for years
maybe centuries man who knows
finally the king found it
just in time too
they took it
mashed it
put it in a soup
and fed it to the queen
a few months later a little girl was born
and to a blue eyed and purple eyed couple
lets just say her green eyes made it a weird topic to bring up at family dinners
they saw that whenever they sang her hair turned yellow and looked like it was glowing
it was pretty sweet
a year later
a cloaked stranger came into the princess room
and took her
they searched for months
finally they had to give up
but not forever
on her following birthday they decided to send clouds into the sky
glowing clouds
they were pretty much floating lanterns that looked like clouds
also hella sweet
they hoped that when they sent them up every year, they would help her find home again
eighteen years later
here we are
and here i am hanging from a rope
dangling over a hella sweet ass tiara
hopefully itll get me an island
or at least an apartment away from my shitty roommates
who are currently holding the rope i am dangling from
but enough about me
lets get to the princess