A/N: Hey guys! I know you all hate these but I just wanted to properly introduce my FIRST EVER FANFIC! WOOT!

I hope you guys like it please R&R but please don't flame because I'm just starting out.

And Now I give you….

iGo to Prom!

Sam POV bold text= Sam's Conscience

I trudged down the street in the cold winter air, tugging my red hoodie tighter around me. My best friend, Carly Shay, had woken me up with urgent text messages and phone calls telling me to come down to her apartment as soon as possible. I Love going to Carly's but the only downside is her neighbor, my other *gulp* best friend, Freddie Benson. Don't get me wrong, Freddie's alright but it's the fact that he's obsessed with Carly that bugs me. I have no idea why but-

Of course you know why

'Wait, who said that?'

Me. Who do you think?

'What? Who are you? '

*sigh* I'm your conscience. I'm here to help you stop lying to yourself

'err, still confused, what do you mean lying to myself? And what has this got to do with Freddie obsessing over Carly bugging me?'

Still not catching on huh? Look, you and I both know that you like Freddie. So what's it going to take for you to get your head out of your fat shake and listen to your inner self?

I looked down at the empty Styrofoam cup in my hand.

'Holy Chiz ,I must've drunk that smoothie too fast. I'm getting delusional! Ok I'm going to close my eyes and when I open them this was all a nightmare'

I squeezed my eyes shut and stopped walking for a minute.

Ahem, still here

'OK look. I only got like four hours of sleep last night and my Best friend just woke me up at 7 am. I am REALLY not in the mood for a stupid conscience with a chizzy attitude.'

Whoa. Someone got up on the wrong side of the couch this morning. Just admit you like Freddie and I can leave.

'Urghhh! Just go away! I DON'T LIKE FREDDIE'

Of course you don't

I took a sigh of relief

Because you love him

'If we weren't the same person I would so kill you with my bare hands right now.'

I power walked through the churned up snow on the ground all the way to Carly's apartment. Totally ignoring the raging battle going on in my head. As I crossed the lobby floor I stole a lamb chop from a sleeping Lewbert.

I thought to myself about everything that my conscience had said. I mean, I couldn't possibly like Freddie could I? He was so Nerdy and Nubbish and weak but I guess as he had gotten older his voice was no longer high and squeaky. And he had grown at least five inches over the summer. I had noticed with excruciating detail how most girls at our school looked at him now.

I thought about the time he and Carly dated. As soon as Carly told me that they kissed I knew it wasn't going to last. He was probably the happiest guy in the world, for about two days. I sort of felt bad that I killed their relationship but I didn't want him to get hurt- 'Wait. What am I saying?'

Finally the elevator dinged onto the 8th floor. I got out and walked down the corridor, stopping in the middle of 8C and 8D. I looked at Freddie's apartment door and shook my head vigorously. 'No Way'

I barged into the Shay apartment and stood shocked. Because there was his royal nubiness sitting there on the couch staring at with the same shocked expression.