-1What were you thinking…
By SoulfulZen
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING!
One random day, sometime during Sasuke's private training with Kakashi between the preliminaries and the final part of the Chunin exam, Sasuke and Kakashi were sitting down to meditate. Sasuke, however, was bored out of his mind. He sat, pondering, when a question popped into his head.
"Hey, Kakashi." he said, half asking a question.
"Hmm?"
"I just though of something. Business excepting, I never see you around women. Why is that?" he asked. The first thing through Kakashi's mind was 'Oh dear. This cannot end well'.
"Uh, well… you see…" he stumbled, scratching his head.
"Oh. I see. You're not interested in women. But… you don't hang out around men either." Sasuke observed. Kakashi had just started to take a drink of water, but sprayed it all over the young Uchiha's face.
"Oh, no no no no no! That's not it. I'm not gay or anything, it's just… Look, can you keep a secret?" Kakashi asked, somewhat ashamed of himself. Somewhere inside, Sasuke became excited. Maybe it was something to do with the mask…
"No problem."
"Okay, the reason I'm never with anyone, man or woman, is… I'm impotent."
"… … … What?"
"I can't get blood to flow to my tool. That's why I never bother. I can't get any tail." Kakashi confessed. Sasuke's jaw dropped like a lead weight.
"You're shitting me. Have you always been that way?"
"Well… no. It was one of the things I sacrificed to get the sharingan eye."
"You gave up the ability to have sex so you could see things different?"
"Yes. Yes I did."
"… … … … … Dude, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?"