Shadic: Ladies and gentleman, I present to you my first OFFICIAL crackfic. The whole plot and such will be realized as the story, as will the classes. Enjoy!

Sura: Why did I agree to be your co-author… TwT

Dimensional Combination

Chapter 1: Sucked In

By ShadisticArchdevil

"Ahaha! You guys ready?!"

"Any day, Shadic! My LK will beat your BM anytime!"

"Both of you! My ANTI will own you all!"

"CN is the strongest Eve! -twitch-"

"Haha! All of you need to keep quiet and just die at the hands of my CBS!"

"Not before my WS kills you all with her feet!"

"LONG HAIRED- wait ERMA PIKACHUNG!"

I readied my fingers, waiting for ShadicZX to finish his ready pose. It was the 8 of us playing on Hope Bridge, in a Survival Match. I had improved since my last time playing, since school had not so kindly invaded my gaming life. With my fingers positioned at their respective buttons, my character, Shadic, finished his pose and we were all off.

"LETS GO! YATATATATATATA!"

I heard Fire scream through the mic. I laughed, closing my eyes. When I opened them, my BM was getting brutally beaten by….well, everyone. The fight was intense. My fingers were starting to ache after all of the spring stepping and such. We played a couple matches, each with a different victor.

"Oh god, guys, I'm aching, hueh~"

"You're not alone."

We all prepared for the next round when my PC suddenly shut off. Infuriated, I kicked my computer until it booted up, with it going back to the screen, nothing changing. Except…..this time, I saw the Elgang walking through the forest instead of our fighting match.

?'s POV

"GAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"

I quickly tried to reconfigulate the time moderators. Time and Space was bending against my will. I sighed and gave up trying. Who would It pull in this time?

Back to Shadic

They saw someone in the bushes, wearing a black shirt and- oh no. That's…..THAT'S FIRE?! What's he doing there?! An-and Des, DESU?! What's happening?

"HEY GUYS! WHAT ARE THESE HACKS?!"

Suddenly, as if some strange force had grabbed me, pulled me into my monitor. I tried my best to resist, but it was to no avail. I passed out during the travel.

3rd Person POV

A black-haired man wielding his trusty blade kneeled before the newly-spawned black haired man with a blue overcoat.

"Hey Rena. I think I got another here!"

"Oh dear, is he hurt?"

"No damage. How are the others?"

"Regaining consciousness."

"Good. Hey buddy! Wake up!"

"H-huh?"

The blue one lifted his head and picked himself up, with the help of the Blade Master. He dusted himself off, noticing his new appearance. Blue overcoat, green eyes, black sword, robotic ar- NASOD ARM?! The man squealed with joy as he tried out different things, almost shooting Raven in the face. Raven grabbed his arm and growled while pointing it at the new man.

"Calm down before I make that arm shoot in places you wish it didn't hit."

"O-okay, s-sorry..."

"Hey, hey! Shadic!"

The blue-over coated man to see some of his own friends inside the game with him, though their appearances had changed as well. His best friend, Fire, was dressed in all purple, barely covering his body. The costume looked as if it could rip off at any time, but at the same time, looking loose as the bottom part flowed in the wind, similar to Lord Knight. Desu, who before, god knows what she was wearing, was now wearing an outfit similar to RS, except her vest was completely zipped up and her pants were instead of white, light blue. There were a few others, such as….SURA?! Also, there was Anon as a little Pikaboy-Chungdam dude thing.

"ANON! ARE YOU A MAN...OR A FURRY?!"

"I THINK I'M BOTH!"

"FIRE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT DESU LIKE THAT?!"

"'CAUSE I'M WEARING PURPLE. YOU ALL GET TO LOOK COOL AND BADASS WHILE I'M THE CORNY LK RIP-OFF!"

There were waterfall tears form on Fire's cheeks as Desu went over and pat his head.

"There there, and stop staring at my stomach!"

SMACK!

Anon looked like the Tactical Trooper, though taller. His cannon looked wimpier, though. Wait a minute…that's...THAT'S THE BASE CHUNG'S CANNON!

"ANON, IS THAT YOU?!"

Saki appeared out of the blue, looking a bit shorter. She saw Anon and her eyes went wide.

"Anon….SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~~!"

"Wha-"

Anon was tackled by the brute force of Saki's glomple as she began to play with Anon's ears as he screamed in pain. This was going to be an interesting adventure…

"Well Shadic, some friends you got there."

"Yeah, I know, but hey, we'll get used to it."

"Well, welcome aboard! Since we've already saved El, we kinda just chill in Hamel. After all, Chung needs to protect his city."

"Got any room for-"

"SHADIC!"

"What?"

A furious Sura charged towards Shadic, a knife in her hand. She looked like an Eve, and he turned around to prepare for a slap. Shadic turned around to come face to head, since she was shorter, to the Code….uhhhhhhh….Sura.

"Hey, Sura…"

"SHUT UP! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!"

"BUT WHY?!"

"BECAUSE I HAVE NO BLOODY IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AND I WANT TO TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON YOU!"

Fire put on some shades as he continued laying in the grass.

"Dat logic…"

Cue Shadic running around with an angry Code Sura chasing him. Desu was still back-handing Fire, and Asian staring at Rena's chest.

"Errr...Raven? Maybe we should warn them about Valak…"

"TOO LATE! GET OVER HERE!"

"Yo, Chung, we got any room in the house for the newcomers?"

"Sure thing, Elsword! I can ask for them to expand it. In fact…"

Chung pulled out his El-phone and called up his big boys back at the palace.

"Heyyy G-Dog. I need you to hit me up with that house expansion pack."

After a bit more of talking, and everyone was done being crazy, everyone finally sat down and sighed as Chung told them that the newcomers could live with them. Living with the legends of El...and Valak. This was going to be GREAT.

"Shadic…"

"What?"

"You forgot the obvious fact that we're stuck in a digital world with no idea how to return back to the human world."

A sweatdropped formed on the Blue man's hair as he rubbed the back of his head. Raven pat his back lightly and grinned.

"No worries, I'm sure you'll all enjoy yourselves here."

After everyone getting to know one another, they set off for the house, since Chung's G-dog had finished the expansion. When they approached the house, everyone's jaws dropped. It was...marvelous. So much that Anon ran up and hugged the side of the house while everyone glared at him. Asian dove headfirst onto Elsa's chest, where she proceeded to punch the crap out of him.

"HNGHHHHHHHHHH"

"Da heck Fire?"

"THERE IS A PHORU LICKING MY FACE!"

The fruity purple LK threw the small creature off of his face, which was wide-eyed from the surprise. Rena giggled as she picked up the small creature and pet it's head affectionately. They all grinned as Chung showed them their rooms. Unfortunately, the Room Expansion only gave so many rooms, and they had to bunk with three others. Shadic, Fire, Asian, and Anon threw their things into the room and Sura, Desu, Ever, and Saki took theirs into the others.

"Wait, when did we get these clothes?"

"I dunno. HEY RAVEN, EDAN, AND VALAK! WHERE'D YOU GET THESE?!"

"THOSE ARE OUR SPARE CLOTHES."

Shadic shrugged as he plopped onto the bed. The others eagerly shook him as Chung offered to show them the house. They followed as Chung explained the rooms.

"This is the bath house. We don't have a single bathroom, so all of each gender goes in at a time, assuming you guys don't mind."

"You mean I have to shower with Val-"

"Yes. Anyways, continuing. This is the kitchen; Rena is normally here making food with the others."

"SO SHINY!"

"Ahem, this is the dining room, living room, and gaming room."

Shadic's jaw dropped as the room was lined to the brim with computers meant for gaming. His eyes went Anime-mode as he glomped Chung.

"YAOI ALERT! GRAB THE POLICE! SHADIC'S GAY!"

"DID SOMEBODY SAY….POLICE?!"

Valak barged in, wearing only his Boxers and his Arm.

"EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!"

They all fled as Shadic was groped by the bisexual man. Or was he tri? Oh well, who cares?! I don't get paid enough for this. Continuing on, it was finally time for dinner.

"A toast to our new friends!"

"Cheers!"

They all clinked glasses and took a drink. Shadic fainted as Ever and Sura took turns slapping him to wake up.

"What happened?"

"Ugh...I don't feel good…"

"VALAK, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ROOFIEING DRINKS?!"

Valak whistled innocently as he nudged the poison to Anon's drink. Saki's eyes turned red as she looked at him.

"ANON! THIS IS OUR FIRST DAY AND YOU'RE ALREADY HURTING OTHERS?! GRAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"BUT I DIDN-"

He was tackled once again, with Saki punching him in the face repeatedly to make him pay. He cried and his sobs did not go unnoticed by everyone else. Rena giggle evilly as she looked at Raven. He just smiled awkwardly and drank his wine. Eve looked at Desu, who was happily nomming on sushi.

"Teehee~ I love sushi~"

"CANNIBAL!"

Fire pointed his finger Phoenix Wright style at Desu. All of a sudden his face has sunglasses on it as he chowed down on pizza. The two Chungdams argued over the Octopus as they punched each other after recovering from the Hyper-Glomp. Shadic and Raven conversed as if brothers, and the NPCs conversed as everyone finished their dinner.

"HEY GUYS, LET'S ALL GO SPAR!"

Elsword finally spoke as he threw the plate, on accident, into the Dimension Witch's face. She summoned a portal and threw him in there. Turns out, the portal led into Valak's room. Valak was already in there, raving naked. Too bad Edan had to share with him, along with Raven. He saw Elsword and threw him out the window. A loud crash was heard and he landed on Lacher (IP NPC).

"HEY, WHAT GIVES, ELSWORD?!"

"I'M SORRY. I SAW VALAK RAVING NAKED IN HIS ROOM AND NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE."

"What has been seen cannot be unseen."

All of the men held hands and prayed for their brains to live through this chaos. A tear was shed after the thought had left their mind. They all rocked back and forth and the girls came outside and knocked them back into line. The campfire was lit and they all sat around, cheering and whooping in joy.

"So, anyone up for a quick game of Truth or Dare?"

"I'm down. We can get to know each other better."

"HELLS TO THE YES!"

They all decided that Fire gets to choose the first victim.

"Desu, Truth or Dare?"

"Give me a dare big boy~"

"Well, you see Saki over there?"

"Saki? Yeah."

"FIRE I SWEAR TO-"

"Shhh, he's getting to the-"

"I dare you to have a moe contest."

"What's moe?"

"Acting to see who's cuter."

"Okay okay"

"GO!"

"Purr~ Asian can I have a ball of yarn~?"

Desu grew cat ears as she stroked Asian's legs. He went 'KAWAII' and fell over. Saki began to squeal as Anon had transformed into the Black Butler Sebastian.

"Your wish is my command. mi'lady"

"...I think I'm going to throw up." Sura muttered.

"Tell me about it…" Shadic nudged Sura.

"ALRIGHT NEXT ONE"

"Hmmm, Anon! Truth or Dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to put on Valak's boxers after you strip off."

"AW, C'MON!"

"I DON'T MIND! ANDDDD THRUST!"

Valak's clothes went COMPLETELY off as he handed his boxers to the facepalming Anon. Anon sighed and stripped and put them on.

"So how long do I-"

"All night."

"NOOOOO! Ugh...Shadic!"

"Dare."

"I dare you to hug Sura and hold her hand for a whole day. Including in bed."

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! BLOODY, BLOODY, HELL!"

Everyone laughed as Sura glared at Anon, who then hid behind Saki. Shadic sighed and blushed as he hugged Sura and held her hand.

"Pssst, once this is over, I call dibs on his head."

"As long as I get to torture him…"

"Deal."

The night went on. Ending with Valak still naked while sitting on Edan's lap. They all retired to their rooms and Sura, forced against her will, had to follow Shadic to his. He mumbled under his breath.

"Hey Shadic. Let's not get to-"

"Shut up Anon."

"HE GOT YOU GOOD. NIGHT BISHES!"

Fire snored really loud as the others tried to fall asleep. This was going to be a once in a lifetime experience….

(Sugar and I hate you Anon. Ciao for now!)