Chapter One: Visiting Little Kudo

Introduction by Heiji Hattori

Yo! I'm Heiji Hattori! Pleasure to meet ya! People call me the Detective of the West! Of course, I have a rival. The name's Shinichi Kudo, better known as the Detective of the East. Ya know, most of the people say, 'Hattori the West, Kudo the East'...OK, ya irritated, right? Yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry. Actually, the opposite of it. OK, ya happy? Good!

Anyway, I hope ya people know Kudo's current situation, don't ya?...WHAT!? Ye've forgotten!? Hah! Fine, I have no choice. Let's go back a few days ago.

Ya see, Kudo had a date with Nee-chan at this theme park called, 'Tropical Land'. Oh! Ya don't know who's 'Nee-chan'? Ah! She's Kudo's you-know-what. (Kudo's gonna punch if I say the word. Aaaanyway...) Kudo witnessed a weird deal goin' on but he didn't realize that there's someone behind 'im. That person...ah...How should I say this? Let's say, 'smacked' Kudo's head and Kudo fell on the ground. He was forced to drink a strange drug that would thought to kill 'im. But it had a strange side-effect: Kudo shrank and turned into a 7 year-old boy, well, specifically, into his 7 year-old body. Now, he goes by the name 'Conan Edogawa' and lives with Nee-chan and her father, Kogoro Mouri-occhan!

Now, I'm gonna tell ya some things that happened during my free days.

10:30 a.m., Saturday, June 14, 2000, Fair Weather

That day, I decided to visit Kudo at Tokyo. Well, since I had nothin' to do, I decided to visit 'im. Also, I was able to leave without Kazuha knowin' my plan. So, I went to the train station and off I went to Tokyo.

After reaching Tokyo, I took a taxi ride from the station to Beika Street. When I reached that place, I decided to look for Kudo's place. After a few walks, I found the place.

Mouri Detective Agency

Yeah, that detective agency is the very home of little Kudo. I went upstairs and knocked on the door. Then, the person who opened the door was Nee-chan. She was wearin' an orange apron over her red T-shirt. She was also wearin' a blue skirt that reaches her knees.

"Eh? Hattori-kun!" she said surprisingly. "What are you doing here?"

"Ah...Nothing' much." I said as I rubbed the back of my head.

Then, I noticed that someone's on the couch readin' a book. O-hoh! If it isn't Kudo. He glared at me for some reason. I smiled at him and he turned away. Then, I heard Nee-chan chuckled.

"W-What's funny?" I asked in a surprised but yet, confused way.

"Nothing, Hattori-kun." she answered. "I guess, I already know your reason for coming here."

"E-Eh?"

"Yeah. You wanted to talk to Conan-kun, don't you?"

After saying the last part, I spotted Kudo surprised. I grinned secretly then, I looked at Nee-chan and raised my hands. Not that high. Just at my chest.

"Ya got me, Nee-chan." I said.

"I knew it." Nee-chan said with a warm smile. Kinda reminds me of Kazuha. But, why am I thinkin' 'bout her!?

"So...um...Would ya mind not tellin' the brat 'bout my true intention here?"

"OK, OK. I understand. Now, come in."

I went inside and sat on the couch. I watched Nee-chan as she went to the kitchen to make some food or somethin'.

"Oi, what are you doing here, Hattori?" a voice rang out.

I looked at my left and saw Kudo lookin' at me with annoyed eyes. I even noticed that he was a holding a book.

"Oh, nothin' much." I answered as placed my hands at the back of my head. I even smiled at 'im. "Just visitin' ya."

"Liar."

"Come on, Kudo! And, that was fast!"

I sighed and watched Kudo readin' the book. I wonder...What's up with him now? So, I decided to start a conversation.

"So, what 'cha readin', Kudo?" I asked wonderingly, with my elbow on my left thigh, and my face (well, obviously the cheek) resting on my hand.

"Nothing much." he answered annoyingly. "Just a book Ran gave me."

"Eh...? Nee-chan gave it to ya?"

"Yeah."

"As who?"

"What do you mean, 'as who'?"

"Well, ya know, maybe she's goin' to give it to you as Shinichi or she saw somethin' at the bookstore and gave it to ya as Conan. So, as who?"

Kudo sighed before answerin'. Then, he looked at me with annoyed eyes.

"As Conan."

"Oh...? So, what's the title?"

" 'C6H4Cl2'."

" 'Paradichlorobenzene'!?"

"Yeah. I found it somewhat interesting but, right now-."

Kudo closed the book and putted it on the table. Then, he lie down, with his feet on my lap.

"-I'm bored. I don't wanna read it anymore. It's really not that good."

"Eh...? How come?" I said. "B-But hold on! Why are yer feet on my lap! Can ya remove it!?"

"Sure...Sorry about that. I'm kinda bored now."

He moved his feet away and then, he sat up. He looked at me with a weird expression I've never seen before. Well, he's blushin' but his annoyed eyes never disappeared. Then, he looked away.

"N-Na, Hattori."

"Hmm...? What's wrong, Ku-! Oi! Kudo!"

Kudo fell asleep! His head was restin' on the side of my arm and his eyes were closed. That means, he fell asleep.

But, watchin' Kudo sleepin', I dunno what ta say. He looks so...OK, how should I say this, 'cute'. I removed his glasses using my hand in my other arm. But, when I removed his glasses, I suddenly saw an image of Kudo, as in, Kudo Shinichi, sleepin'. I panicked, indeed. But, I smiled instead.

I putted Kudo's head on my lap without disturbin' 'im. Because of his sleepin' face, I had no choice but to do one thing that I really shouldn't do: kiss 'im on his lips. His soft lips were somewhat warm that I wanted to kiss 'im more. But, I can't. I think I might disturb 'im, anyway. But, that's what I thought until someone pulled my shirt-collar downwards. Before I knew it, it was Kudo! And, what happened? He kissed me.

When we broke apart, my face somewhat turned red and I saw the open-eyed Kudo, smilin' at me. I smiled back.

"Why, ya naughty lil' boy." I mocked. "Ya sure stole a kiss from me."

"It was your fault for kissing me first." he answered, smiling and in his calm voice. "And I also, your lips are somewhat...I don't what to say. I'm not homosexual, am I?"

"Well, based from ya did to me and what I did to ya, let's say the both of us. But, hold on! That's too much, isn't it?"

"I agree with you. But, if you ever do that to me again, I guess, we really are homosexuals."

"Aho! Don't say that or that'll be true."

"OK, OK. I got it."

And so, our conversation turned into different topics. But not dirty topics! Whaddya think are we!? Pervs!? Gimme a break!

(Ohohohoh! As expected from Hattori! Ye're the best!)
(OK, this thing came up all of a sudden when I suddenly got bored.)
(Sorry for my mistakes and will try my best to edit them.)
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