Letters From The World
Dear FanFiction writers,
First of all, my name is not Iggy or any bloody shite like that. I am England. My proper name is United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. If matters get worse, then at least call me Britain or UK. But Iggy!? What kind of bloody name is that?!
Second, I might as well say that I am as straight as a ruler. Who in their right mind said that i have feelings for the wine bastard or the bloody git America?! And pairing me with China?! Are you people drunk or something?!
And third, stop the incest crap! I do not get raped or any shite like that by my Brothers. In fact, we all keep a safe distance from each other. How on Earth did you imagine me going out with Wales, Ireland or, the worst scenario, Scotland?! I bloody hate them and so do they!
But i would also like to thank you lot for letting me beat the crap out of France.
Sincerely,
England.
~P.S. My eyebrows are not hideous!
A/N: Coming up next is...*dramatic drums and all* Japan! Btw this story is going to be updated in every two weeks...i think. I am not making any promises kay?
~Egshi