This is a fanfic I wrote a couple of years ago, and it's no Shakespeare, but I still think it holds up. It was posted on Wattpad, but I finally decided to upload it here. Enjoy!
The car was driving down a rocky dirt road in the Pacific Northwest. Bob was driving, Linda was in the passenger seat, and the kids were in the backseats. "Alright, who's excited to go to Burger Con?" Said Bob. "Meh" said everyone else. "Aw c'mon, everyone, it's the biggest hamburger convention in the world. I even rented out a booth so we could sell some burgers. Plus, they have plenty of special burger guests like Mayor McCheese, Jordan Spamsey, and Rachel Berger!" Said Bob enthusiastically, "I heard she's a bitch!" Said Linda. "Dad, I wish you didn't take us away from home for a whole week of summer just so you'll feel bad that everyone else's burgers are gonna be better!" Said Louise. "Yeah, and we're miles away from Jimmy Jr.! Uh! At least his cheeks are in my heart!" Said Tina. "Don't worry. At BurgerCon, there'll be plenty of juicy meat!" Said Gene. "Gene!" Said Bob. "Well how much longer till we get there? We've been driving for days now!" Said Linda. "I'm sure we'll be there soon" said Bob. "Bob..." Said Linda. "Mm, yes?" Said Bob nervously. "Do you even know how to get there from here?" Asked Linda. Bob sighed. "No. I've lost track a while ago" said Bob. "Bobby, we're driving around in the middle of nowhere!" Said Linda. "No, there's a town up ahead here" said Bob. "Well good, that'll be a great place to ask for directions!" Said Linda. "Oh my god" said Bob. The car stopped in front of a big sign. Everyone got out of the car. "What's this town called?" Asked Linda. They all looked at the sign which read, "Welcome to Gravity Falls".