Hello! This is my first spoof parody writing with A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. I hope you like it! Read the cast first before starting. (Disclaimer: All content belongs to their respective studios and Charles Dickens. I don't own anything!)

Happy Reading! :)

Blazefire17's The Cartoon Christmas Carol

Starring:

Discord (My Little Pony) as Bob Cratchit

Tigress (Kung Fu Panda) as Emily Cratchit

Humphrey (Alpha and Omega) as Charles Dickens

Nico (Rio) as Himself

Rex (Toy Story) as Fozziwig

and Cluny the Scourge as Scrooge

Songs by Paul Williams

Original Score by Miles Goodman

Written by Blazefire17

The scene opens in London, where people and animals are getting ready for the big Christmas celebration on the 25th. Sellers were selling some certain Christmas goods.

"That was a fine meal, wasn't it Bugs?" asked a black duck named Daffy.

"What should we do now?" Bugs Bunny asked.

"Lets have, uh, lunch!" suggested Daffy.

"Oh, such a good idea!" said Bugs, and the two walked off.

People bustled through the streets and children were snowball fighting, building snowmen, and just running around chasing each other. In one area of the street a wolf and a canary were selling apples and candy of many kinds. They were called Humphrey and Nico.

"Get your Christmas apples and candy!" called Nico at the passerbys. "We got Red Delicious, Macintosh, chocolate, and gummy!" Humphrey yelled as well. "Tuppence a piece, while they last!" said Nico, munching on a candy bar. Humphrey noticed this. "They won't last long the way you're eating them!" he said angrily.

"Hey, I'm creating a scarcity, it drives the prices up." Nico answered while still eating the candy and apples. "Nico!" snapped Humphrey, but was interrupted when Nico cleared his throat and nods his head at the 'audience'.

"Hello! And welcome to Blazefire17's version of the Muppet Christmas Carol." Humphrey greeted. "I'm here to tell the story."

"And I'm here for the food," said Nico, munching on an apple this time.

"My name is Blazefire17," Humphrey introduced.

"And my name is Nico the Canary. Hey! Wait a second, you're not Blazefire17!" Nico pointed out to Humphrey. "I am, too!" Humphrey demanded. "No, a wolf Blazefire17 who hangs out with a yellow bird?" said Nico sarcastically. "Absolutely!" said Humphrey. Nico shook his head. "Blazefire17 is a Dragon Rider with 24 dragons, a exceptional movie memorizer, and a great typist, a genius!" Nico said. "Oh, you are too kind, Nico!" Humphrey said, taking it as a compliment. "Why should I believe you?" Nico muttered. "Because I know the story of a Christmas Carol like the back of my paw!" Humphrey insisted. "Prove it!" Nico dared him.

"All right then," said Humphrey, holding one of his paws out while looking away. "Uh, there's a little mole under my paw, and a-a scar on my wrist from when I-" "No, no, no! Don't tell us your paw, tell us the story!" Nico corrected Humphrey. "Oh, Thank you, yes!" Humphrey said.

"The Marleys were dead, to begin with," Humphrey narrated. "Uh...Pardon me?" Nico asked in a scared voice. "That's how the story begins, Nico. The Marleys were dead to begin with. As dead as a doornail." Humphrey explained.

"That's a good beginning, kind of creepy and whoo! Spooky." Complimented Nico.

"Thank you, Nico." Humphrey said, smiling. "You're welcome, Blaze." Nico answered back.

"In life, the Marleys were business partners to a shrewd moneylender named, Cluny the Scourge. You will meet him as he comes around that corner," Humphrey narrated, pointing at the corner behind him. "Where?" Nico asked in a confused voice. "There." Humphrey answered. "When?" asked Nico. "Now!" Humphrey announced. As if on cue, a cold wind blew in as a scary-looking rat in a cloak with a barbed tail came walking down the street carrying a cane.

"And there he is, Cluny the Scourge," Humphrey introduced. The wind blew past them. "Say, is it getting colder out here?" questioned Nico shivering. Everybody on the street was avoiding this certain rat. The townsfolk had started singing as Cluny passed them by.

Robin Hood: When a cold wind blows it chills you, chills you to the bone.

Maid Marian: But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.

Frollo: It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge.

King Candy: And the worst of the worst

Vanellope: The most hated and cursed

King Candy: Is the one that we call Cluny.

Charlie Brown: Unkind as many

Lucy: And the wrath of many

Charlie Brown: This is Cluny the Scourge.

Cluny continued walking down the street as the crowd continued singing.

Crowd: Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim, if they have a prize for being mean, the winner would be him. Oh, Cluny loves his money 'cause he thinks it gives him power.

Veggie Tale Characters: If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour.

Bob the Tomato shook his head. "Yep, even we don't like him."

Three Kittens From Aristocats: There goes Mr. Skinflints, there goes Mr. Greed,

Timon and Pumbaa: The undisputed master of the underhanded deed.

Bagheera, Kovu, and Mulan: He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses. As poor folk live in misery;

Mouskewitzes Family: It's even worse for mouses.

"Please Sir, I want some cheese," Fievel begged as Cluny walked passed them without even giving them a glance.

Cluny walked by a group of Disney Princesses as they began to sing too:

Disney Princesses (Ariel, Rapunzel, and Aurora: He must be so lonely, he must be so sad; he goes to extremes to convince us he's bad! He's really a victim of fear and of pride, look close and there must be a sweet man inside...Nah!

Crowd: There go es Mr. Outrage, there goes Mr. Sneer,

Clopin: He has no time for friends or fun.

Clopin Puppet: His anger makes that clear.

Sid and Manny (Ice Age): Don't ask him for a favor 'cause his nastiness increases,

Wiley Coyote: No crust of bread for those in need,

Jaq and Gus (Cinderella): No cheeses for us meeces.

"Cluny liked the cold; he was hard and sharp as a flint. Secret and self-contained, as solitary as an oyster," Humphrey narrated walked passed them.

Crowd: There goes Mr. Heartless, there goes Mr. Cruel. He never gives, he only takes, he lets his anger rule.

Simba and Nuka: If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse,

King Candy: Then all that work is paying off,

Three Little Pigs: 'Cause Scourge is getting worse!

Cluny had reached his destination: The counting house, previously belonging to his partners, Shere Kahn Marley and Gutt Marley.

Crowd: Every day in every way, Scourge is getting worse!

Then Cluny turned toward the crowd, scowling deeply. That caused the crowd to scatter. "Oh, boy, look at the time! I gotta bail!" Simba yelped, as he and Nuka walked off. "Hey, dear, they're selling Christmas turkey over at that far part of the street!" said Robin Hood to Maid Marian.

Cluny scoffed unpleasantly. "Humbug!" he muttered and walked inside the building and closed the door.

I shall try to post the next chapter pretty soon, as I finish the seventh chapter in my HTTYD/Inside Out crossover. See you soon!