The Legend of the Carrot Ninja

by UntimelyDisease

(Terrible at summaries, just read it if you choose to read it, because I'm also way too lazy at putting a summary when there's a summary inside! All/most credit goes to VortexKubik for inspiring me, check out his works, they're awesome, R&R PL0X AM N00B 1N N33D 0F R3V13W5!) Also rated t for trigger, because I pull the gun triggers too much

1. Chapter 1

This is kinda based off of VortexKubik's work, and not really, mainly because I asked the question, and he gave me the idea, so most of the credit goes to him, or all, I dunno, anyways, here it is! This is what it would be like (In my mind) If there was a carrot ninja superhero who mastered kung fu, karate, and greek and roman fighting styles

In a magical place, far, far away - well, to be in Long Island, New York, to be exact - there was a place, called Camp Half Blood, but all was not well in Camp Half Blood, for there was a monster attack, "Oh no!" Cried Percy, "Whatever shall we do!?" Everyone was powerless against it, even Chaos itself! But, just then, Carrot Ninja arrived. A master of Kung Fu, Karate, and the styles of Greek and Roman fighting techniques, jumped into the scene, "Hiya, folks!" She cheerily shouted, already blasting the big, bad monster with carrot arrows, the monster furiously swiped at her, but she dodged. "Why won't you APOLLO-gize for the way you're behaving?" Of course, she always made puns, "Boys go to Jupiter, to get more stupider!" She taunted, insulting the monster and all the boys at Camp Half Blood, Artemis chuckled, for she had heard it, all the way up in Olympus, Zeus shouted, "THAT MONSTER!" And he issued a quest to kill Carrot Ninja while he cried onto Hera's shoulder while checking out other women, she started slapping Zeus with fish and Apollo and Aphrodite had a baby, while Athena was confused, Demeter married Hades while Persephone ate up Ares and Hephaestus, and made out with Apollo, Hestia was just chatting with Hecate on different ways to assassinate people. Back to the story line! Carrot Ninja, being a daughter of Demeter, summoned her legendary carrot sword from its sheath, Carrot's Respite, it was called. It was a trident and a sword all in one. "Now, time for your end, vile monster!" She threw a box of cereal at the monster, effectively stunning it, she then flew into a flurry of sword attacks, gashing and slashing until the monster exploded. She looked away from the explosion while putting sunglasses on, making her look even more beautiful than Aphrodite, of course, Aphrodite cried but couldn't do anything else, lest she get hurt by Demeter. "Oh, Carrot Ninja, please reveal to us, your identity, o better than Percy Jackson." Percy bowed before her. Carrot Ninja obliged, taking her mask off, only to reveal...

A/N: Hah! Cliffie! CLIFFORD THE GIANT RED DOG, love that book so much, beautifuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul. And also, R&R cuz this is my first story! :D, well, on wattpad is my first story. So second story! :