Now here is my own version of fun- twisting together the LM (musical) and FotR (movie). Inspired by LesMisLoony's The New Production. So yea. Oh, the songs aren't in a particular order and I might throw in odd references and songs from different things and so forth. Here we go!

In the year 3434 of the Second Age...

Slaves:

Look down, look down,

Don't look him in THE EYE

Look down, look down,

You're here until you die

Elrond:

The sun is gone,

But it's hot here in Mt. Doom

(Isildur blatantly ignores him)

Slaves:

Look down, look down

There's an eternity to go

Um...Random Guy...that's fighting :

I've done no wrong

Sweet Jesus hear my prayer

Me: Ah! You cannot insert religious preferences in here without serious consequences!

(Sauron kills him with a sweep of his hand, and in this case, that is good.)

Slaves:

Look down, look down

Sweet Jesus doesn't care

Me: Great. No one listens.

Erik:

No one would listen

No one but her

Heard as the outcast hears ...

Me: Not called for. You're not supposed to make an entrance until... well I can't tell you, can I?

(And Erik walks off the stage sadly muttering something a Punjab lasso...)

Me: Anyways...On with the show!

Another guy:

I know she'll wait

I know that she'll be true

(Once again, Sauron and the almighty hand sweep thing)

Slaves:

Look down, look down

They've all forgotten you

Yoda (for lack of a better character):

When free I get

See me you won't

Here for dust!

Slaves:

Look down, look down

Don't look him in THE EYE (for added emphasis if the CAPITAL letters aren't enough, try raising your eyebrows like Colm Wilkinson)

R2D2(so Yoda won't feel all alone for being the only Star Wars character. And yes, I watched the third one recently):

Beep beep, beep beep

Beep beep beep beep beep beeep?

Slaves:

Look down, look down

You'll always be a slave

Look down, look down


You're standing in your grave

Sauron's Mouth (from RotK) with Sauron standing behind him :

Now bring me Isildur!

Your father's dead,

And his blade's right there (points)

You know what that means?

Isildur: standing up

Yes, it means REVENGE! (picks up said sword)

Sauron's Mouth:

No! (He's killed and has nothing more to say...)

Isildur:

I will cut off your finger!

Sauron's Mouth's dead body:

silence...

Isildur:

And I will take the ring.

My father is now dead,

And... yea, we were kings!

Sauron (who could actually talk the entire time):

You will never be a king again

Unless you learn the power of the ring!

Isildur:

I know the meaning of those bloody wars

A slave of the ring! (And Samarra would pop up now, except I'm scared of her. So... no.)

Sauron:
(This is the deleted part because I don't feel like doing this part. Three less lines for Sauron)

Sauron: Oh shit.

Me: Language honey, this is only rated K+... well now it's T. Yea. Thanks.

Isildur:

My name is ISILDUR! (war cry...)

Sauron (as he falls down, he manages to sing to compensate for the missing part above.):

And I am Sauron.

Do not forget my name

Do not forget me

Isildur!

(After his death, Sauron is forgotten, for a very long time, by everyone...except Galadriel)

Slaves:

Aha! We're all free! (Cue the attacks from Orcs, Uruk-hai, and so it goes... evermore. Life has dealt them some terrible blows. Oh. Sorry.)

A/N: Well, you know the rest... right? RIGHT? And yes, I know that back then in 3434 of the Second Age, Sauron wouldn't have been the EYE. But, hey. It's too much fun.