Ahahahahahaha!!! This is my first One Piece Fanfiction to be posted here, and hopefully not the last!!

Alright, now for legal stuff, I don't own One Piece. In ANY way... or believe me, it'd be a lot more fun (if possible, foo')

Luffy- Ni? Who are you talkin' to?

Nobody, just the audience, telling them how I don't own you

Ussop- I think he's talking to his imaginary friends again

DIE LONGNOSE!! -stomps on head-

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"Shishishi, good one Ussop!!" Monkey D. Luffy laughed at his sharpshooter's antics

Currently, the long-nosed sniper was telling Chopper about the time he stangled a 90 foot man with only a tie, the little reindeer eating it up like cotton candy

"Tell us more Captain Ussop!" Chopper squealed, his little eyes sparkling

"Indeed I shall, young Chopper... now... WHAT IS MY NAAAAAAAME?!" he shrieked for encouragement

"CAP-TAIN U-SSOP!!" The doctor and captain of the Thousand Sunny clapped their hands as they cheered in unison

"Alright, now now, let me speak... Luffy!" he pointed to the rubbery captain, "Would you like to tell Chopper about the time you and I got stranded on SanSan Island?!"

Luffy's eyes sparkled brightly, "Yosh!!" he got up excitedly, "OF COURSE!!"

He sat down next to Ussop, a huge grin on his elastic face

"Alright... now... where'd it start..." the tanned boy put his finger on his square chin, searching for a setting

---SEVERAL MONTHS EARLIER---

A peaceful sun rose for another lazy, romantic dawn against the vast blue sea. The smell of salt was in the air, and only the sound of the waves against the mighty Going Merry could be heard...

"Oi!" a blonde-haired cook barked, "Breakfast!"

Within moments, Luffy, Chopper, and Ussop were at the table, clanging their silverware on the table chanting "Food food food food food"

A greenhaired swordsman soon joined, sitting groggilly in his chair and half asleep. He was followed by a buxom redhead and a slender tan-skinned beauty. The 5 were waited on by Sanji, the lusty cook of the crew.

Luffy started shoveling Sanji's special 'breakfast meat' into his maw, cheeks stretching to contain his glut

"Sanji-kun" Nami ordered, Sanji swooned in front of her, "Yes Nami-Swan3?!"

Nami ate this kind of attention up, "Could you please get me some more tangerine juice? You know how to make it just. the. way. I like it." the redhead flirted with the ero-cook, only to get what she wanted of course

"Yes of course!!" Sanji fawned, "I'd grow the trees myself if I had to, Nami-Swaaaaan!"

Nico Robin, the blackhaired archeologist had gotten used to the peculiar attitude of her crewmates, merely giggling at their antics. "Oi, Nabi, whe ar we hebed to?" Luffy sputtered through swollen cheeks full of food. Nami punched an inflated cheek, "SWALLOW!!" she yelled

Luffy did as told, "Now, what did you want to ask?"

"I believe Captain-Sama wanted to know where we were headed next, Navigator-San." Robin quiety sipped her tea

Nami looked at Robin, despite it was Luffys question. "We're headed to the BonBon Island Chain, it's about a two-day trip. We really need to dock because somebody" here Nami shot a dirty look to her lanky captain, "keeps eating all of our food!"

Zoro piped up, "Oi oi, where's the ale?"

Sanji, newly returned with Nami's tangerine juice, kicked Zoro in the head, "Don't interrupt Nami-Swan's beautiful voice, you Marimo." he said through a forced smile at Nami as he put the glass delicately in front of his redheaded object of affection

"What'd you say Shitty Cook?"

"Whoo-hoo! I've got 100 berries on Sanji!" Ussop cheered, Nami immediately bet on Zoro in hopes of winning.

"Two whole days?!" Luffy whined, seeing the near empty fridge, "I can't live on just that!"

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"Hoist the sail! Come on! Raise the mast!" Nami ordered, face getting pounded by raindrops the size of golfballs. They had run into an unexpected storm soon after lunch, and by the time Nami noticed it, the Going Merry was too far in course to get away. Luckilly for the crew, NAmi noticed it early enough to notify the crew soon enough so that they could get to the furthest reac of the storm, salvation was just a few hard minutes of sailing away. They could actually see the first of the BonBon Island Chain.

Everyone was working, Zoro and Sanji were working the mast, Chopper was tieing down the cannons on deck, and Ussop was now raising the sail. Indeed, everyone on the ship was working hard to get to land, except Luffy. He was playfully sitting on the ram figurehead, cheering the storm on. "Luffy!! Help me out here?!" Usopp shouted, having extreme dificulty raising the sail. "...NO!" Luffy childishly responded

"LUFFY?!!" Ussop was now in fact getting DRAGGED by the rope. The rubbery captain sighed, "Fine, you weenie..."

Strawhat Luffy's arms then started to stretch, wrapping themselves around the sail's thick rope

"Oi! Luffy! You've got me!!" Ussop gave an angry facefault, his thin limbs were easilly mistaken for the rope. Luffy grinned, "Sorry!!"

The windspeed increased, only encouraging Luffy's excitement. "Yahoo!!" he cried, the massive increase in wind was blowing the two crewmembers on the rope like a windsock. "LUFFY?! USOPP?!" Nami yelled at the two idiots of the Strawhat Crew, "Get down from there NOW you idiots!!"

Unfortunately, even if Luffy wanted to come down, there was a loud rip. Ussop looked gravely at the ropes holding the sail to the mast...

"THEY RIPPED?!" Ussop yelled comically

"What does that mean?" Luffy questioned, still not unwrapping himself from the rope and Ussop

Luffy got his answer, the two crewmates and the entire sail along with the rope were blew out into the horizon by the wind like a makeshift kite. "Oiiii!!" Ussop cried, literally, "L-Luffy?! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DOOOO?!"

Luffy shrugged the best he could, knowing full well that due to his Devil Fruit powers, he couldn't swim. "So we just fall into the ocean?!" Ussop yelled

Conveniently enough for Luffy, the wind was blowing them towards shore, not that his poor sense of direction knew where shore was. Nami chased after the two, until she hit the railing of the deck, "Where are you going?!" she shrieked, worried for her friends...

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"Hey! I remember that!!" Chopper shouted, much to Ussop's chagrin, "You guys went missing for a whole week! Is that what this story is?!"

Ussop pummelled Chopper's head, "Yes! Now shut up and listen!!". The long-nosed sniper cleared his throat, but was interupted by the call of dinner (actually, it was more like "Robin-Chwan, Nami-Swan! Dinner's ready my two lovlies!") it excited Luffy to no extent nevertheless, and he got up and retreated to the kitchen

"Hey! Luffy! Where're you going?!" Ussop cried, wanting to finish his story. Chopper followed Luffy, "CHOPPER?!"

"Come on Ussop! You can tell the rest of the crew your amazing story!" Chopper giggled as he dashed off to the kitchen, following his captain. Ussop gave an anime sweatdrop, "The... rest... of the crew?" he squeaked. He knew everyone else knew what REALLY happened, meaning Ussop was extremely limited in his lies...

He got up, going slowly so he could revise his story...

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Wow, someone made it all the way to the end of this? I'm flattered! Check back later for the next installment