Author's Note: Code Geass is not mine, unfortunately. This is my first story so any feedback is welcome. If there are any errors with my grammar, or spelling mistakes, please tell me. Thanks. Hope you enjoy this.

Rivalz has always wondered if he should be happy being Lelouch's best friend or not.

Sure it did have its perks. One was that he became one of the most popular kids at Ashford. Two, he always got invited to good parties; they probably hoped that he'd bring Lelouch along. Another thing was that he can easily get someone to cover for him, or at least tell him what he missed, when he skips class with Lelouch.

Also, thanks to Lelouch's chess skills, he didn't have to bother his mother for allowance since he had more than enough, thanks to his cut in Lelouch's wins and his bar tending gig.

But being Lelouch's best friend also had its down sides. Well, just one thing that would bug any teenage boy.

Whenever he's with Lelouch, girls barely notice him, even though Lelouch keeps turning them down. He can sort of understand why girls keep trying though, since Lelouch is pretty much perfect.

He has shiny, soft jet black hair which smells really nice. Don't ask him how he knows, he just does. And girls seem to really like that.

He has the face and bone structure you only see in sculptures and paintings in museums. He often hears girls saying Lelouch has the face of a Botticelli angel, so maybe that kind of paintings.

Also, Lelouch has THE eyes. You know! Those eyes that can melt girls' hearts. He's only seen Lelouch use 'the eyes', as Rivalz had taken to calling it, once before, with that hot older woman that was present in one of their gambling gigs. She looked drunk, and was threatening to report us since we were in a casino while underage. Lelouch gave her THAT look, and she stopped talking and seemed to have forgotten what she was saying before, as she kept staring at Lelouch, the jailbait, while blushing madly.

Like any other seemingly perfect person, he has perfect teeth. Seriously, if it was whiter and shinier, it would blind people.

I don't know much about lips other than girl lips, but he would bet his salary for a year that Lelouch had the guy lips girls would love to explore.

Oh, he also had that deep, captivating voice that grabbed people's attention. Every time he spoke out loud, everyone listened. No one would dare talk over him, even those noisy rugby players in class who was twice as big as Lelouch. Either Lelouch's voice just has that effect or they were afraid to be shushed by the girls in class. No one messed with Lelouch if they don't want to be shunned by Ashford's female population. The last guy who messed with him never got a girlfriend again until he left Ashford. Oh! And no girl or woman (yes, including teachers) talked to him for two whole months unless absolutely necessary. When teachers called the guy, they always gave him questions only either Lelouch or Nina could answer.

He also moved with the grace you usually see in dancers and royalty. That senior's ballroom dance challenge was an eye opener to Lelouch's dancing skills. Surely if Lelouch was a member of royalty he would've told Rivalz right? They were best friends, after all. Well, maybe Lelouch's father was member of nobility like the Ashfords. Maybe that was why the Chairman knew Lelouch well? Lelouch didn't like talking about his family other than Nunnally so Rivalz couldn't be sure. Whenever he walked, it doesn't matter where to, there would be at least one girl staring longingly at him. Oh, and girls always have to do a double take when he passes by. Girls stare at Lelouch the same way girls seem to stare at a new hand bag or a pair of shoes (what is it with girls and shoes?) or a chocolate bar. It was creepy, really. He saw Milly doing it once, when she didn't think anyone was looking. He can't really blame her since she was a girl and that Lelouch was just that type of guy, but that doesn't make it any less painful to see. He saw Nina do it too. And that was a first, since she usually focused all her attention on her computer. Nina used to keep stealing glances during Lelouch's first year at Ashford. He might be wrong, and the glances might not have any romantic feelings behind them, but he was thankful, when all her focus shifted back to her computer again. At least that was one person not ogling Lelouch all the time.

Lelouch also had this charisma that he only used with teachers and such because it always got them out of trouble.

Let's not forget about Lelouch's brains. He always seemed to know everything. Seriously. Ask him a question and he'd probably know the answer. The right one of course. During physics class, he seemed to be the only one, other than Nina, who could understand half of what we're doing. In English class, the teacher would always praise Lelouch's essays while the rest of the students barely finished.

Lelouch would've been the perfect student if only he didn't skip. Most teachers love him. Except the P.E. teacher, of course. Not after all his skipping and the mess that was the Rugby Incident. If he thought about that incident, he knows he would burst out laughing.

Hmm…what else?

Oh! He found it unfair that Lelouch, despite the fact that Lelouch hated any form of exercise and physical activity, had a nice body. He would never admit it out loud because Rivalz was a guy and all, but thank goodness no one would be reading this. He has seen Lelouch in the shower rooms after gym class before, so he knew what Lelouch looked like without clothes. He wasn't staring or anything, he just saw it, okay? And boy, was he jealous! He wasn't as muscular as Suzaku, but he was slightly toned. Again, he wasn't staring, okay? But it seemed that there wasn't much fat in there. And as a result, you can easily see the contours of muscle. And how do I say this?

As for other parts...

How 'bout this: Lelouch is... all good down there. Okay there! He said it! He should probably stop talking about this now.

What he still doesn't get even after two years of friendship is why Lelouch does not have a girlfriend. So many girls are after him, but he doesn't give them a second glance. When he first realized this, he thought Lelouch was gay. There were some gay students in Ashford that won't mind if Lelouch was batting for their team, but, he doesn't seem to look at them that way either.

Goodness! Re-reading what he just wrote, it makes him sound like a Lelouch fangirl! Well, it's fine as long as no one reads this. He had to go, his shift starts in half an hour.

AN: Thanks for reading this. Hope you review.