Today was the day that it all went down.
There was an intense fighting session going on between a silver haired man and his orange, swirly masked opponent.
Kakashi threw another kunai at the S-Ranked criminal who easily dodged it. He was about to say that Kakashi was being to easy on him and that he shouldn't do so if he wanted to protect it.
But before he could say anything he was punched in the back by a clone. That sneaky bastard.
The real Kakashi popped out in front of the orange, swirly mask wearer and threw a weapon at him.
Not just any weapon.
The weapon.
The most gruesome one in all of Fire Country.
And the most gruesome weapon in all of Fire Country just so happened to be…
A Rubber Ducky.
Dun, Dun, Dun! -Cue lightning-
"Squeak!" The Rubber Ducky made impact in the center of the Akatsuki's mask. Although somehow, just somehow, it managed to break all the laws of Gravity, Physics, and the one that says it's illegal to take a lion to the movies, by rolling up his mask and having the little orange beak jab right into the eye-hole.
"Ow! Kakashi, what the fudge-cakes? Tobi, just wanted a cookie!" Shrieked the masked man... boy ...man-boy...
"I will not allow you to eat the last cookie on earth-" Suddenly, something pink brushed past Kakashi with immense speed, and the double chocolate chip cookie was gone from his hand.
"Le Gasp! The last cookie in the world has just been stolen!" Tobi and Kakashi shouted in a unison.
They looked at what took it and were stunned.
A 16 year old Sakura was mutilating-err-munching the cookie and rubbing her belly. "That sure was one good cookie! Do you guys have any more?"
She looked at Tobi and Kakashi whom were glaring at her with so much intensity she thought she was going to melt. Feeling a bit uncomfortable, she said, "Um, what I do? Did I do something wrong? Or is it a spider! EEEEEK! Get it off! Get it off!" she screamed, and fidgeted around while receiving dumb folded looks from the silver haired man and orange, swirly mask wearer.
"Kakashi, you hold her down and Tobi will get the chainsaw."
"Ahhhh!"
Vroom, Vroom, Vroooom!